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Jude Bellingham's heat was always going to come around the quarter finals and he was always going to play through it with a mouthful of suppressant and God's will. No the real issue is that he was never going to have to play against his own mate. That's the real issue. ; or,
Jude's heat gets out of hand because Haaland's in the same city, and because he's an international athlete, it has to be discussed in actual meetings.
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31 Jul 2026
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When Jude Bellingham’s innocent attempts to catch Erling Haaland’s attention during a critical match result in Norway’s defeat, he learns that the Viking doesn’t forgive—and he doesn’t forget.
Update: Fixed the ending!
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26 Jul 2026
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They say the world is watching, but tonight, the world doesn't exist. There is only the heat of the skin, the scent of expensive cologne, and the desperate, starving hunger of two men who have spent years being "just colleagues" when they were always meant to be everything.
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- Part 1 of Haalingham shenanigans
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26 Jul 2026
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The match was over. England were through to the semifinals and all Erling Haaland could think about was the moment he'd finally get his hands on Jude Bellingham.
Haaland: I know what you were up to today. And if you think I'm letting that go, you're dead wrong.
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24 Jul 2026
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“If it’s still bothering you… how about we make a bet? A consolation prize for the loser. Whoever loses gets to do whatever they want to the winner. That way we both win. You lose, you still get what you want. No limits.”
Jude frowned slightly. “Why does this sound like you have an ulterior motive?”
Haaland let out a soft laugh. “Why would I? I’m not throwing the match, if that’s what you’re thinking. Sorry, I love fucking you… but I also love winning.”
Jude went quiet, turning the idea over in his head. It could actually work. If he won and Haaland got to take what he wanted from him afterwards, he’d feel less guilty. And if he lost… he could release all that tension on Haaland and move on.
“No limits?” he asked.
“No limits,” Haaland confirmed, his eyes darkening.
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20 Jul 2026