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  1. Public Bookmark 69

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    Last night Courtney dreamed about her philosophy professor going down on her. This morning she has to sit through his lecture on Kierkegaard's concept of despair without making eye contact.

    The problem is multifold: One, she's failing his class. Two, he's probably dating a colleague. Three, she's pretty sure her brain is trying to torture her by making the dreams progressively more detailed.

    She definitely should not stay after to beg for academic help. But she does anyway, because apparently self-preservation isn't her strong suit.

    (University AU, no powers, just poor life choices and some good sexual tension.)

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    05 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 79

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    There are rules to their flirtation: what kind of contact is safe, what is too much. Never be too sentimental, but always let him know; couch it in insults and admonitions, soften it with a touch. It’s not that she likes the rules, or sticks to them out of some moral fortitude—it’s that she already has too many voices knocking round her head, too much guilt, and she’s sure as pig shit not going to add to it. Especially not him. She’s had that nightmare before. Being too close. She won’t—
    The point is, there are rules. Good rules. Solid, keep everyone safe rules.

     

    She can't touch him. Not the way they both want. And oh does she want. Doesn't mean there isn't a bit of ill-advised wiggle room.

    Alternatively: Five times they most definitely don't have sex and one time they do (but it's actually six times they have sex)

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    16 Feb 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    After her battle with the Four Fangs, Mizu sought the soothing embrace of an onsen near the shrine that had offered refuge to her and her unwanted companions. But just as she began to find peace in its waters, her solitude was shattered by the intrusion of an arrogant, foolish samurai.

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    08 Feb 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 53

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    In the aftermath of Team Mustang’s run in with Lust, Roy recovers from his stab wound at home, with Hawkeye looking over him. Faced with the possibility that they could have both died, with Havoc in the hospital and a past filled with sorrow, there’s more than one wound Mustang must heal.

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    28 Mar 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    "Oh yeah, speaking of The Colonel, where is he? Usually, the two of you are stuck to each other like glue," Edward asks as he makes his way over to you.

    "That's so true, Brother. Wherever he goes, she goes. It's kinda odd not seeing them together," Alphonse states.

    Your steps become hesitant. You can't help but feel your face start to redden up.

    "The least he could've done was see us arrive since he's the one who invited us here. I came all the way from West," Edward grumbles.

    "The Colonel is very busy, okay?" you muster out.

    The boys give you a once-over and notice your unease.

    "Did something happen between you guys?" Alphonse asks sincerely.

    When doesn't something happen between the two of you?

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    28 Mar 2024