PixieGarden
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 250,249
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 2,779
- Kudos:
- 5,747
- Bookmarks:
- 3,460
- Hits:
- 381,414
Bookmarked by PixieGarden
24 Nov 2025
-
Tides Will Change (the Sea Can't Help it) by umbrellaless22
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
Harry, his fledging relationship, and his occasionally trying children, attempt to survive his first year as the Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.
Series
- Part 2 of Something Good
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 150,970
- Chapters:
- 53/?
- Comments:
- 2,652
- Kudos:
- 3,033
- Bookmarks:
- 788
- Hits:
- 133,706
Bookmarked by PixieGarden
07 Aug 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Isolated in the seaside town of South Castersea, Harry Potter is happy to spend his days visiting the Muggle pub down the road, raising his godson, and tending to his farm.
When he discovers a patch of flowers that seem to have the power of resurrection and destruction, he must contend with his past, and the years he has spent running from it.
Bookmarked by PixieGarden
14 Feb 2023
-
Even From Opposite Ends of the Universe - Book II by Kbrick
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Apr 2023
Tags
Summary
Thanks to Dumbledore's scheming, Draco Malfoy has returned home. Living in Death Eater headquarters is terrifying as ever, but Draco knows he can no longer afford to be the frightened, cowardly boy he once was, not if he wants Harry to live through the war. But even if he finds the courage to do what must be done, how can he possibly outsmart and outmanuever the most dangerous wizards in the world?
Meanwhile, Harry Potter is tasked (per usual) with the impossible: figuring out how to defeat Voldemort without Dumbledore's guidance. He must also try to forget about Draco, who broke all his promises and left Harry's heart in tatters. Although, honestly, that might be more difficult than winning the the bloody war.
Series
- Part 2 of Even From Opposite Ends of the Universe