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Everyone knows that the first year Slytherin seeker Jeon Jungkook's biggest fan is not from his own house but a third year Hufflepuff named Park Jimin.
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- Part 1 of slytherpuff relationships are the best
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Park Jimin works hard, and everyone knows it. His boss likes him, his coworkers adore him, and he knows it's just a matter of time until he graduates from the ranks of the desk farm and into something better. All he has to do is conquer every single feeling of inadequacy he's ever had. Simple enough.
Job-stealing newcomer Jeon Jeongguk doesn't seem to work for much of anything at all, and he's more than arrogant enough for them both. But he's certainly well-connected, tall and rich and good at everything. Jimin hates him on sight, and by the end of the first week he's sure they're eternal enemies.
And sure, Jeongguk may be cute, even hot underneath his suits, but Jimin doesn't care about that.
Not at all.
Russian translation #1 here
Russian translation #2 here
Vietnamese translation here
Spanish translation here
French translation hereSeries
- Part 1 of Nemesis
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21 May 2020
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"I mean, yeah. I'm pretty sure all you have to do is ask Jeongguk if he wants to go on a date with you and he'd throw himself to your feet but the problem seems to be that you're physically incapable of speaking around him, much less saying those words in that order."
Jimin contemplates for approximately half a second. "Okay, you have a point. What's the app called?"
or: Jimin downloads a dating app seeking advice on how to ask out the cute alpha who frequents his bakery. It would be just his luck that said alpha also moonlights as a dating coach.
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18 May 2020
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“We could fake fuck.”
“Fake fuck?” Jimin repeats.
“Yeah.” Jungkook shrugs. “When he’s about to come home, let’s just lock ourselves in my room and start making really loud sex noises. Maybe he’ll take the hint and realize how thin the walls are.”
Jungkook and Jimin both like their other roommate just fine. But what they don’t like is having to listen to him and his girlfriend have obnoxiously loud sex whenever she comes to visit. So, they come up with a plan to make their roommate realize just how loud he is. Things don’t exactly go according to plan.
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14 May 2020
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'Does this activewear look appropriately intelligent? No, you're right, I better put on my glasses' *walks out of the house in one of those shirts with armholes so big it shows the whole nipple. And glasses*
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Two himbos try to impress each other at the local street library.
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- Part 3 of this is clearly my crack format