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    "It wasn’t that he didn’t love Pitch Manor. He did. He loved it terribly, viciously, horribly, with a wriggling possessiveness deep down in his belly. He was a Pitch, and the Manor was his. He was a Pitch, and he was the Manor’s."

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    Baz is twenty-three and weighed down by the responsibility of fixing up Pitch Manor. He's rattling around in a large house in the country with only a dog and a mean housekeeper for company. Simon is chasing down his family, starting in Watford. He has only his motorcycle, his name, and the blanket he was left with as a baby. And the answers to his life questions may reside in the crumbling manor at the edge of the New Forest.

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    06 Jun 2025

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    Also known as "The Official Dream Team Cowboy AU."

    George is small town sheriff trying to stay out of trouble, and Dream is a good-for-nothing gunslinger looking to start trouble.

    They get along tremendously well.

    2023 EDIT: I don't watch / support the dream team anymore. I'm keeping these fics up because they're like historical relics to me lol.

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    13 Dec 2020

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    The last person Simon expects to find on his doorstep in the rain is Agatha Wellbelove. But, she's not here for him. She's here to see Penny. With Penny in class, Simon does the polite thing and invites Agatha in for a cuppa. Of course, Penny isn't the second person to come home, either. That honor belongs to Baz.

     

    (Rated T because Rowell gives us very sweary characters, and you know I brought that over.)

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    08 Dec 2020

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    Baz Pitch is an overworked uni student who -- between his heavy course load and his shifts at his aunt's bookstore -- is stressed all the time. There are expectations on him to follow the family footsteps, and he doesn't want to deal with that right now. His aunt Fiona's bookstore is his one oasis in this (except for on poetry slam nights) and he's glad to have her -- even if she does come with her own brand of crazy.

    But when Simon Snow, a lit student with a short temper who's trying to distance himself from his bad history, starts working at the bookstore, Baz's life gets infinitely more stressful. Amidst bad poetry slams, author signings, getting locked in storerooms and gaining a (unwanted) roommate, Baz comes to realise that Simon Snow is so much more than he's prepared to take on.

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    22 Nov 2020

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    Baz Pitch loves, in no particular order; David Bowie, punk music, the feel of old vinyl, the smell of coffee (but not the taste), classic books, magic, David Byrne, the fact that he was raised by his aunt Fiona, and maybe, sometimes, Simon Snow.

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    22 Nov 2020