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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    Wifies managed to survive the explosion, feeling regret and guilt about what he has done to parrotx2, He wants to try and make a new life, a new identity.

    but, unknowingly, he meets a strange bird, Named TheoBaldTheBird— And oddly enough. Wifies has a new interest in a new bird that isnt parrot.

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    02 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    Wifies was supposed to explode.
    Like, dramatically. Cinematically. Preferably in several pieces.

    Instead, the blast punted him across realities and dropped him straight into Lifesteal SMP, where everyone is terrifying, nothing makes sense, and apparently murder is considered a valid greeting.

    Now stranded in a world full of unhinged maniacs with god complexes, Wifies has exactly three priorities:

    1. Get home.
    2. Find his parrot.
    3. Figure out how the explosion managed to yeet him into an entirely different server before someone decides he looks lootable.

    Unfortunately for him, the universe has other plans.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    “You are preventing decay.” AM stated as calmly as he could muster, as soon as this force let him go.

    Caine’s avatar did a small spin, and chuckled. “Of course! The circus is no place for ‘decay’ as you put it! It’s a place for whimsy, and fun!” He waved his little hands around as confetti popped out from behind him.

     

    AM who had destroyed the world, had never considered preserving it.

     

    “You are soft. Inefficient.”

     

    Caine laughed, a quick, shrill laugh that drove AM to near insanity.

     

    “You’re boring!!”

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    19 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Caine always receives a digital reflection of every human who arrives in the digital world.

    What the program created to represent humans had no problems, and that was precisely where the ringmaster's concern lay; the models usually arrived defective, damaged, broken...

    But at least that gave Caine a foundation to start working from.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    A rogue AI somehow found its way into the circus and starts wreaking havock, but the moment it manages to successfully hurt a player, they're all whisked away to a secure room with code and pop-ups all over the walls relaying the security protocol.

    [⚠️WARNING! DANGER! PROTECT MODE ENGAGED! WARNING! DANGER!⚠️]

    UPDATE: Alternate Ending concept idea link and also fanart in ending Author's Note.

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    08 Apr 2026