1 Work by ProblematicShipper
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Dipper Pines really should have just left the sign door on closed. Now he's stuck on a Pirate ship full of lunatics sailing to the Caribbean and the biggest Lunatic happens to be hot. What is a poor store clerk to do. He'll face sirens, sea monsters, and a strange witch with an obsession with hands. Maybe he'll bring a pet back for Mabel.
