Profanation



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    This weekend? It's Wednesday.”

    “It's Thursday,” Jared says quietly. Jay looks at him open-mouthed like it's the first time he's seeing him.

    “It's Thursday,” he amends. “That’s not a lot of time to prepare.”

    “We’ve done more with less,” Matt counters. Jay takes the point silently. The game is on.

    The only reason Matt would ever go to a family wedding is if he and Jay could get a show at The Rivoli out of it. The plan: Play the wedding, bring the house down, and get his cousin and all her cool young friends to book Nirvana the Band for an after party. The part where they pretend to be a couple, threatening decades of load-bearing repression, comes out of nowhere – at least for Matt, it does. Jay has his own plan.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    Just a little soupçon of fake dating, as a treat!

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    “I met a dental hygienist that was wearing a dog collar when we first got here, we danced and then he gave me a mint from a little baggy. It made sense that he’d carry those around, but then…” He just shrugs.
    “Oh, Birdie,” He laughs, but it’s desperate, like a cry for help from the bottom of a well. “Was it - minty?” His voice sounds three octaves too high.
    “I couldn’t tell. It’s so loud in here.”

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    Matt and Jay plan to enthrall the Rivoli’s new booking agent at a gay club. Jay accidentally takes ecstasy thinking it's a breath mint, and Matt is subjected to torments previously unique to the trenches of WWI. It's going to be a long, long night.

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    19 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Jay was having trouble adjusting to the present.

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    10 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    The apartment is the kind of quiet that means Jay has a girl over.

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    03 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    In the throes of temporary blindness, Matt asks Jay for some help. Jay obliges, after a fashion.

    "This is a trick," Jay says, wrenching his sleeve out of Matt's hand and crossing his arms. "You're just, uh, trying to get me to touch your dick so you can call me gay. I bet you don't even have to pee."

    "You're gonna find out how bad I need to pee in a second," Matt says, oddly threateningly.

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    03 Apr 2026