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It was all Felix's idea really, using the Taste choreography to seduce the other members. But it was Minho who decided to make it a competition - see who could do it the fastest.
The rest of Stray Kids didn't stand a chance.
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- Part 1 of SKZ OT8 Adventures
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22 Oct 2025
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There's a terrible moment of silence once Chan finishes explaining their plan. Felix considers making a run for the door, but one of the members would probably tackle him first.
“So we’re not going with my plan to call Dispatch and make out with one of my friends outside?” Changbin asks, pouting a little. “I have a make-out boy on speed dial.”
“You still use speed dial?” Minho asks. “Are you my dongsaeng or what?”
After agreeing to a company-mandated romantic relationship for the cameras, Felix is forced to reexamine some long-held beliefs about his feelings for Chan.
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22 Oct 2025
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Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.
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17 Oct 2025
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– „A crush on a boy", please, it's not high school – Jisung laughs even louder than before, joining them at the table. – I'm pretty sure my mans almost popped a boner on that chair.
– I didn't, what are you-
– Hyung, oh my God, that's fine, you know that right? – Felix's eyes widen with worry, and he clutches tighter at Chan's hand. – You're probably so confused- Jisung, stop fucking laughing, this is serious!
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Alternatively: Bang Chan, a workaholic music producer, tries to let in a breathe of fresh air into his life by getting his first tattoo. Meeting the most gorgeous man in the world, experiencing approximately five horny meltdowns per week and one huge ass sexuality crisis wasn't on the schedule.
Who was that one straight friend again?
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- Part 2 of Hyunchan Short Stories
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09 Oct 2025
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“Since you’re the only straight person here… if you had to fuck a guy, who would it be and why?” Hyunjin asked excitedly, his smile so big and bright Minho wasn’t sure if his eyes were even open.
Minho just barely stifled another laugh. How were they all so blind? Whatever, it wasn’t Minho’s business. Jisung was probably about to say something generic like Ryan Reynolds or something stupid and vague like Spiderman to get out of the question.
What Minho wasn’t expecting, was his actual answer.
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05 Oct 2025