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    Looking for Something Dumb to do by

    Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)  

    21 Apr 2015

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    Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you.

    Or, the four times Eggsy fails at finding the perfect time to ask Harry to marry him, and the one time he nails it.

    Eggsy/Harry, Fifth in my Pretty Gentleman Series.

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    Piano Man by

    Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)  

    20 Feb 2015

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    To say that Harry’s first thought upon seeing Eggsy at the police station was how perfectly lovely he’d look spread out on Harry’s sheets would be a lie. Harry, after all, is a gentleman; first and foremost, he thought of Eggsy as a young man with great potential, and of his wish to honour his father’s sacrifice and cultivate said potential.

    That his second thought upon seeing him were the sounds Eggsy would make while Harry fucked him is really besides the point. The Pretty Woman quip really was quite revealing, in retrospect.

    Or, the one where there is fucking on a piano. Harry/Eggsy, PWP. Second in my Pretty Gentleman series.

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    The Things Gentlemen Don’t Do by

    Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)  

    16 Feb 2015

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    First rule of action movie logic; check the body. Because if you don’t check the body to make sure they’re really dead, then the rules of movie logic says you deserve the knife that ends up in your back when you turn around. A villain who was a little less squeamish of blood would have known that.

    Valentine doesn’t check the body, and Harry lives. This, perhaps unsurprisingly, creates a whole new set of problems for Eggsy, whose got a few…ungentleman-like urges when it comes to his mentor. Or, the one where Eggsy doesn’t get to watch Pretty Woman until after he realizes he’s living it. Harry/Eggsy, Movie Fix-it.

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    13 Sep 2024

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    i blinked (and there you were) by

    Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015), Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms  

    04 Jul 2015

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    The Weeping Angels, Eggsy reads on the stolen Torchwood intel. Aliens that pose as statues, and kill their victims by sending them back in time and feeding off their years not lived in the present. The politest psychopaths in the universe, a note reads, scrawled in what looks like a doctor’s chicken scratch on the edge of the page by someone who clearly had a perverse sense of humour. A one way trip, the report concludes; you get transported by the angels, and it’s the slow road back to the present for you.

    Eggsy lays his head back on the wall, takes stock of his situation. He’s lost 30 years - three years more than his entire lifespan up ’til now - in the blink of an eye, and now he’s stuck here, in 1988. Three years before he’s even born. Arthur, the prick, is sure to be heading up the Kingsmen, and Merlin, if he’s even there would be…20, maybe. Fuck, so fucking young.

    Shite, even Harry’d only be…

    Alive, Eggsy thinks, and finds himself sitting down hard from where his knees can’t hold him. This is 1988, and Harry’s 23, and alive.

    Suddenly, being stuck in 1988 doesn’t seem so bad.

    Or, the one where love means changing the future. Harry/Eggsy, Time Travel Fix-It.

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    13 Sep 2024

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    The Backup Plan by

    Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)  

    22 Aug 2015

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    Roxy is the backup plan.

    But even the best of backup plans are useless if the original works just fine.

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    03 Sep 2024