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Looking for Something Dumb to do by Della19
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
21 Apr 2015
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Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you.
Or, the four times Eggsy fails at finding the perfect time to ask Harry to marry him, and the one time he nails it.
Eggsy/Harry, Fifth in my Pretty Gentleman Series.
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- Part 5 of Pretty Gentleman
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13 Sep 2024
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To say that Harry’s first thought upon seeing Eggsy at the police station was how perfectly lovely he’d look spread out on Harry’s sheets would be a lie. Harry, after all, is a gentleman; first and foremost, he thought of Eggsy as a young man with great potential, and of his wish to honour his father’s sacrifice and cultivate said potential.
That his second thought upon seeing him were the sounds Eggsy would make while Harry fucked him is really besides the point. The Pretty Woman quip really was quite revealing, in retrospect.
Or, the one where there is fucking on a piano. Harry/Eggsy, PWP. Second in my Pretty Gentleman series.
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- Part 2 of Pretty Gentleman
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13 Sep 2024
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First rule of action movie logic; check the body. Because if you don’t check the body to make sure they’re really dead, then the rules of movie logic says you deserve the knife that ends up in your back when you turn around. A villain who was a little less squeamish of blood would have known that.
Valentine doesn’t check the body, and Harry lives. This, perhaps unsurprisingly, creates a whole new set of problems for Eggsy, whose got a few…ungentleman-like urges when it comes to his mentor. Or, the one where Eggsy doesn’t get to watch Pretty Woman until after he realizes he’s living it. Harry/Eggsy, Movie Fix-it.
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- Part 1 of Pretty Gentleman
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- English
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- 7,067
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- 1/1
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- 4
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13 Sep 2024
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i blinked (and there you were) by Della19
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015), Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
04 Jul 2015
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The Weeping Angels, Eggsy reads on the stolen Torchwood intel. Aliens that pose as statues, and kill their victims by sending them back in time and feeding off their years not lived in the present. The politest psychopaths in the universe, a note reads, scrawled in what looks like a doctor’s chicken scratch on the edge of the page by someone who clearly had a perverse sense of humour. A one way trip, the report concludes; you get transported by the angels, and it’s the slow road back to the present for you.
Eggsy lays his head back on the wall, takes stock of his situation. He’s lost 30 years - three years more than his entire lifespan up ’til now - in the blink of an eye, and now he’s stuck here, in 1988. Three years before he’s even born. Arthur, the prick, is sure to be heading up the Kingsmen, and Merlin, if he’s even there would be…20, maybe. Fuck, so fucking young.
Shite, even Harry’d only be…
Alive, Eggsy thinks, and finds himself sitting down hard from where his knees can’t hold him. This is 1988, and Harry’s 23, and alive.
Suddenly, being stuck in 1988 doesn’t seem so bad.
Or, the one where love means changing the future. Harry/Eggsy, Time Travel Fix-It.
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- 3/3
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- 10
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- 580
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13 Sep 2024
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Roxy is the backup plan.
But even the best of backup plans are useless if the original works just fine.
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- English
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- 1/1
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03 Sep 2024
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This is turning into one hell of a fairytale.
(or, the one in which Eggsy never dreamed of the Cinderella life and ends up living it anyway.)
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- English
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- 9,111
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- 1/1
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03 Sep 2024
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the things we steal (it was only a kiss) by DivineProjectZero
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
05 Jun 2015
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Eggsy whips around to find Harry Hart standing right behind him, holding a martini glass and just as gorgeous as Eggsy last saw him, three years and two months ago.
Thankfully, Eggsy is too busy staring in shock to actually say anything in response, because Harry then says, "Excuse my poor manners. Harry Hart. And you are?" And then extends his hand, which is how Eggsy remembers that he's not supposed to be Eggsy Unwin right now; he's actually undercover.
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03 Sep 2024
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and if there's a reason I'm still alive by DivineProjectZero for concernedlily
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
13 Mar 2016
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“I don’t know if I can love you back,” Harry finally says.
Eggsy says, "I can wait."
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- Part 2 of between the sinners and the saints
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03 Sep 2024
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They decide that they’ll wait a year.
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- Part 1 of between the sinners and the saints
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03 Sep 2024
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all the tables turn by DivineProjectZero for venvephe
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
22 May 2015
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Harry Hart has terrible taste in men.
So it comes as a bit of a surprise when Eggsy smiles at him and the predator inside Harry cocks its head in consideration.
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- 1/1
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02 Sep 2024
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Ты мне вообще не нравишься by HiroshiSensei for daanko
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Jul 2020
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Аштарот все ещё прятала глаза, но вот Азирафаэль так не мог. Он ощущал, как горят щеки, и лёгкое возбуждение трогает его тело и душу. Няня была хороша. Казалось, она всё-таки поднялась на землю из Ада, но Азирафаэль был уверен в своей способности создавать защиту, поэтому молча удивлялся. Про себя, глубоко внутри, он кричал.
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19 Jul 2024
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You Were Crushed (Just Like Me) by firethesound_HP_archive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2016
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Something finally comes of Harry's embarrassing crush on Malfoy. (Well, two somethings. Someones. Whatever. Also all of Harry's friends are terrible.)
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 233
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25 May 2024
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The Way These Days Seem to Go (And Go) by firethesound_HP_archive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Oct 2018
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Stress baking isn’t a hobby Harry ever thought he’d pick up, but he’s surprised to find how much it helps him to get through those long months post-war. It keeps his hands busy, it keeps his mind occupied, and when Draco Malfoy steadily pushes his way back into Harry's life, it helps with that too.
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- English
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- 15,230
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 192
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24 May 2024
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It's Not a Passing Fascination by firethesound_HP_archive for XxTheDarkLordxX
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2018
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One of Harry's favourite things is watching Malfoy work.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 156
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- 7,649
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- 1,193
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- 89,133
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23 May 2024
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The Last Day We Ever Close Our Eyes by firethesound_HP_archive for LowerEastSide
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Aug 2019
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When Draco Malfoy returns to the public eye by purchasing a run-down little antiques shop on Knockturn, Harry is convinced that he is up to something. It turns out that Harry is both very right and very wrong about that.
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- 43,641
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- 1/1
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- 245
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23 May 2024
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All Our Secrets Laid Bare by firethesound_HP_archive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Feb 2014
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Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.
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- English
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- 149,549
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- 16/16
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23 May 2024
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Ed loves sex. Like, really fucking loves sex. Orgasms, specifically. He loves a few other things, too, but god, does he love sex.
With Stede, though, something's been holding him back, and he can't quite put his finger on it. And after all the stops and starts, all the simmering tension between them, Ed would never have imagined that this would be what finally pushes things over the edge.
(Or: Ed does a silly little roleplay, has some orgasms, and reflects on the things that make life worth living.)
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- English
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- 15,510
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- 1/1
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- 189
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- 1,752
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- 475
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25 Apr 2024
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Double trouble by AGalack, WTF Duhota 2024 (fandom_Duhota)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Feb 2024
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Если Фурина чего-то хочет — Невиллет не может долго сопротивляться.
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- 4
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 11
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- 148
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- 2
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- 2,538
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25 Feb 2024
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Less-Than-Fine Art Saturday by Cliopadra, Clitopadra (Cliopadra)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Mar 2024
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A collection of prompt drawings for Less-Than-Fine Art Friday’s successor event, Less-Than-Fine Art Saturday.
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- Part 2 of LTFA Events
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05 Jan 2024
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Step 1: ANOINT BODY W/ HIGH SMOKE POINT OIL. PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO GENITALS.
Step 2: BECOME CONDUIT FOR SEX MAGIC.
Step 3: COPULATION.
Step 4: HEX RESOLUTION*
* IF UNSUCCESSFUL, SEE: BIOHAZARD CLEANUP PROCEDUREBookmarked by Pyry
17 Dec 2023