Qrtemio
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"It's not Xenophobia, believe me" by Qrtemio
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Oct 2025
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Phainon swears he's not xenophobic, but then he realizes that maybe, just maybe, he should change his mind a little.
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Phainon loves Mydei, he knows that he won't stop loving him if he doesn't live up to expectations, so why does he feel this way?
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Wait, you were getting ready for your heat? by Qrtemio
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
19 Aug 2025
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Mydei has been acting strange, but Phainon is stupid
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Not in heat but not fully conscious either, It's time for Mydei to prepare for his heat, starting with a nest.
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Mydei just wants a mark, is it really that hard? In his opinion, Phainon is stupid
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The Tale of Amphoreus’ First Male Pregnancy—Wait, What? by Deimy_in_Bloom
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Dec 2025
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Freezing, Phainon slowly looks down in horror. Oh Titans, so he wasn’t imagining the strange swell at the base. Just what on Amphoreus was happening to him? How was he supposed to jerk off to thoughts of Mydei now?
Gingerly, he lets go of his dick, finger by finger as if it would come to life and bite him in the face. When his hand is free, he scrambles for his teleslate he left on the nightstand and dials the only person he can trust.
“My dick blew up!” He wails as soon as the call picked up. “Like a balloon! It’s so big now!”
To his irritation, Mydei only laughs hysterically. He’s about to ask what exactly was so funny when Mydei’s next words stop him in his tracks.
“Try being me, Phainon,” Mydei hisses, all amusement gone. “My ass refuses to stop slicking! My bed is wet all over! I’m wet all over!”
What.
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or: phainon and mydei accidentally become amphoreus’ first alpha and omega couple thanks to a curse. it’s not an easy ride for either of them.
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for pregdei week day 7: a/b/o
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- Part 2 of Pregdei Week 2025!!
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30 Dec 2025
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Lasciviously Lustful Language by Raythem
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
31 Dec 2025
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The way Mydei’s tongue rested on his lips when concentrating hard enough was insanely hot, in Phainon’s opinion. His friend had no right to make studying such an arousing experience; he just wanted to grab the other’s face and give that tongue something else to rest on, preferably his dick.
“Phainon, think about that table for a moment.”
“Sure,” Phainon replied, having long-since grown used to Mydei's weird requests. Looking at it now, that table seemed to be the perfect height to bend Mydei over and shove his dick deep inside. Mydei’s face would look so beautiful with his lips parted open, he could already hear the breathy moa—
Mydei, for some reason, sighed loudly out of nowhere, interrupting Phainon’s train of thought.
“I'll be studying in my dorm. You seem horny, do something about it,” he said, before storming off.
…Was Phainon that obvious? He needed to watch out, he didn’t want to creep out Mydei.
Or, Mydei has somehow obtained mind-reading powers a few days before starting his second year of college. He ends up meeting and befriending a guy called Phainon, who is… surprisingly horny.
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28 Dec 2025
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puppy princess with a hoarding problem by beepboopskeepskoop
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 Dec 2025
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Phainon’s brothers don’t know he’s secretly in love with them, and he constantly touches himself thinking about them. The feeling is mutual.
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- Part 1 of dance dance dance!
- Part 3 of offerings to the phaicest council
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21 Dec 2025
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Time cast a spell on you, but you won’t forget me by Anonymous
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
07 Jun 2025
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“Mom! Please, please, please do this new ChimeraTok trend with me!” Scylla’s voice through the calm like a firecracker, her twelve-year old enthusiasm practically vibrating the air. She bounded into the room, her phone clutched in both hands, eyes wide with that infectious spark Mydei could never resist. Her platinum silver curls–inherited from him, bounced wildly as she skidded to a stop in front of the couch.
Mydei blinked up at her, his eyes narrowing in suspicion.
“What now, Scylla? Another dance? Because I’m not doing that one with the hip thing again. I nearly threw my back out last time” His voice was soft, but laced with the dry humor that came from years of parenting and herding yappy dogs.
‘Like father, like daughter’ He sighed internally.
“No, no, it’s not a dance!” Scylla waved her hands dramatically, her grin mischievous. “It’s this super cute trend where you call someone you haven’t talked to in forever and say good night! It’s, like, wholesome and stuff. And I was thinking….” She trailed off, her grin turning sly as she leaned closer, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper,
“You should call dad"
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- Part 1 of sp00n444's phaidei fics
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15 Dec 2025
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Let’s Build Our Happily Ever After! by crimson_valley
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
08 Dec 2025
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Mydei closed his eyes, his expression started to relax as he allowed his body and mind to finally rest; his free hand took the Phainon’s adorably round plushie and hugged it close to his chest. His fingers tenderly caressed the soft fabric. Theoros didn’t deserve to have a creation like Phainon.
The blond hugged the plushie closer.
“Even I could do it better.”
Mydeimos, an avid web-novels reader, finds himself inside Theoros' most recent work. Fortunately, now all that obsessive knowledge about his favorite character will be on his favor, now that he is inside his favorite protagonist's story!
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08 Dec 2025