Queer_Trainwreck



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    “It’ll take two seconds,” Higgins says. “I like to keep up to date with all the players, you know. I just thought, well, you moved recently. And your emergency contact.”

    He pauses here, and Jamie raises an eyebrow. His emergency contact? He’d probably filled out some joke response last time, hadn’t he. Fucking Queen of England, Boris Johnson’s wife, something good.

    “Oi, let’s see it then,” and Higgins passes over the paper like it’s a live bomb, and Jamie scans down to where he sees his own handwriting sitting over a few dotted lines, and, well. It sure ain’t the Queen.

    or: Jamie goes through a series of unfortunate events, changes his emergency contact a few times, and considers the possibility that maybe, actually, letting other people help isn’t all bad after all.

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    Xie Lian’s eyes flicked halfway up the length of San Lang’s body, sitting rather stiffly on the sofa. He looked kind of awkward, to be honest. Then again, awkwardness was probably a bit of a given when you were sex-coaching the flatmate you’d only known for two weeks.

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    Or: Jun Wu has dumped Xie Lian for being bad in bed. Desperate to get him back, Xie Lian asks his new flatmate to be his sex-coach. His new flatmate surprisingly says yes.

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    "It's not like any of my exes ever said 'let's fuck or I'm leaving you' but...yeah. It's a factor."

    "You just didn't want to sleep with any of them?"

    "I wanted to. Or wanted to want to, I guess."

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    The impact left by Hizashi's ex-boyfriend still looms, too big and too much, so he asks Shouta for a favor.

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    He remembered picking out Shouta’s collars, each of them, so Hizashi had some idea what to expect when he came home late one evening to see Shouta kneeling by the entryway, hands resting on his thighs, head bowed, white collar laid out on the floor.

    “What’s this about?”

    The answer he got was obviously rehearsed, quick and almost monotonous. “Everything that’s been happening this year has left me feeling helpless about things I have no control over, and it’s frustrating.”

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    Mina waits until Aizawa’s well out of earshot before muttering a teasing, “Okay dad” under her breath. Kirishima’s eyes go wide. Midoriya chokes on air and the soap he’s spraying goes wide, hitting the wall as well as the stove. Kaminari freezes halfway through tiptoeing across the kitchen. They all stare at her, frightened for a moment that Aizawa heard her somehow. Then, when nothing happens after a moment, Kaminari cackles, loudly, and doubles over laughing.

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