Rae_Simmons

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    When Steve Rogers, five foot four and a hundred and ten pounds, met Tony Stark in a bar, he didn't expect it to lead to a relationship. Or that Tony would find out he's not an art student during a SHIELD rescue mission in Afghanistan.

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    13 Mar 2015

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    Originally posted on FF.net
    Being an AI did not mean that one was without independent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albeit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day."

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    31 Jan 2015

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    JARVIS feels. Yuusssss.

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    Small crack fic, written for a prompt. Steve's shield starts talking to him. Turns out it's acquired a somewhat impressive vocabulary. Tony is ... amused.

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    04 Nov 2014

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    Tony has a point system for the times he can get Steve to be less than perfect.

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    12 Oct 2014

  5. Rec 35

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    "We’re not sure who could’ve done it, though. To be honest, we’re not even sure who would want to. Why would anyone want to bleach the American flag anway?”

    “Wait, bleached white?”

    “Yeah, it’s still the flag up there, just with the color stripped,” explained Stacy. “If you get up real close you can still see some of the lines.”

    Steve frowned as a thought struck him. Surely the idiot wouldn’t have- but of course he would. “Excuse me, Captain Stacy,” he interrupted. “I have to go."

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    24 Jul 2014