Ramsus



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    Miko gets kidnapped, but it's fine, because the guy who's kidnapping her doesn't want to hurt her or anything. He just needs her help getting his husband out of jail. He'd do it himself, but he's a giant robot truck, so he can't exactly walk up to the guy at the impound lot and hand over his license and registration, and unfortunately she's the only human he knows that he doesn't think will immediately turn him over to the other giant robot trucks (and cars, and motorcycles, etc.).

    Wait, what?

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    “You sure this is safe?”

    Knock Out scoffed, placing a servo on a cocked hip as he looked at his assistant. “I’m a doctor, Breakdown. I know what I’m doing.”

    Breakdown raised a skeptical opticbrow. “If you say so… Though, I’m not sure how taking a spike up the aft is related to doctoring.”

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    "So," Rodimus said, stretching out comfortably on the recharge slab. "Let's say you finally manage to get Ratchet into your berth. What would you do with him?"

    "Primus," Drift sighed, gazing up at the ceiling. "Everything. Everything two mechs could possibly do together. I want all of it."

    "Well, what would you do first?"

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    Or: Rodimus and Drift get a little too revved up while talking about what they'd like to do to their respective crushes.

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    Megatron stood briskly, shoving his chair back with a kick. “Come here.” He pointed at the desk.

    Rodimus stifled a laugh. “That was quick.”

    “Here. Now.”

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    "Give me a boost up," Rodimus says and doesn't wait for Megatron to agree before sticks his clammy little hand right into Megatron's plating and goes scrambling up Megatron's frame like he's a piece of scaffolding.

    Some days Megatron sincerely believes that Rodimus was placed in the universe specifically to torment him.

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