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    Penelope Margaret Parker did not like boredom.

    Now, most people who somehow accidentally end up reborn as a fictional character may not find their life boring, but Penny thought that those people forgot what day-to-day life is like. So, she's bored.

    Until Tony Stark crashes his way into her life roughly eight months too early by walking into her after-school retail job.

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    A SI-OC into Spiderwoman who did not plan on grabbing Tony Stark's interest anytime before Civil War

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    08 Dec 2025

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    'Peter is beginning to realize what all of the other heroes mean when they say he shouldn't operate purely on instinct. In a moment of fear with all eyes on him, enemy and ally alike, Peter pulls up his mask and tosses the stone into his mouth.

    No hesitation, he swallows it whole.

    It's kind of like eating a slightly larger, slightly orange-r, very hard grape. Okay, so maybe not like a grape at all but grapes are on his mind because of the Mad Titan's resemblance. He feels the stares turn from worried to incredulous.

    Spider-Man's mask is still up, so he sticks out his tongue the way he would to prove he actually took his pills to his aunt, "All gone."

    Peter doesn't have time to worry about the repercussions when Thanos angrily snaps anyways.''

     

    Spider-Man eats the Soul Stone. It goes about as well as you'd think.

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    07 Dec 2025

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    Penny Parker feels the Avengers and the Accords closing in on her even when she’s not wearing the Spider-Man suit, so she lawyers up in advance.

    It’s just her luck that the Avengers are convinced they can lure in the notoriously evasive Spider-Man by using his photographer girlfriend as bait.

    Nelson & Murdock (and, from afar, Deadpool) object to that.

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    07 Dec 2025

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    "They're here because of me, right? Because I'm Peter Parker? Then make everyone forget I exist. Make it so no one knows who Peter Parker is."

    Stephen had to bite back a scoff, "I'm sorry, Peter, but even making everyone forget you exist won't be enough. Your very existence is the problem now. To fix this, we need to- I will need to erase you."

    "What-what? What do you-"

    "I'm sorry, Peter. If I had more time, maybe I could find another solution, but at our current state, all I could do, is make it so you never existed in our universe."

    "Never exist? You mean, I-I'll die? Again?" Peter's voice trembled.

    "You won't have to. I can send you to a different universe, one where Peter Parker- where Spider-Man has never existed. You won't have to die, you won't exist here anymore, but you can still live." Stephen chose to omit how low the success rate was. He wanted to give the kid hope.

    "Live a good life, Peter."

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    a.k.a. I fell down a rabbit hole, may have been traumatized by my predecessors, so now I'm writing this as therapy

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    Peter Parker ended up in Gotham with the cliché "Everyone Forgets You" trope, then found his way to the Metropolis and become a Daily Planet intern, and somehow still find his way to Gotham and photographs the vigilantes around to post it online.

    No one told Peter that the fucking Bats are camera shy.

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    "No one can outdo the doer." Tim Drake, probably.

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