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    Gojo Satoru has spent a lifetime trying to do the right thing the right way.

    He decides to spend his second terrorizing the local yakuza, reliving his middle school glory days with a pop punk youth aesthetic and a regrettable affliction for black leather, uprooting the criminal underworld and hero industry alike, and casually taking up costumed aggression as an occupation.

     

    A Gojo Satoru is reborn as Todoroki Touya AU

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    10 May 2025

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    Sasori is an introverted, ambitious, 12 y.o. Jounin with great plans to defect from Suna. But plans never survive the first brush with the enemy, and in Sasori’s case, neither does his feet, his dignity, or his sanity thanks to these ridiculous Konoha nin who insist on saving Sasori from himself.

    The journey to redemption starts with a single (footless) step, and Sasori is determined to remain a sociopathic murder-gremlin while suffering the many trials and tribulations of a hormonal Inuzuka who only has two functioning brain cells while also fending off the psychological warfare of an Uchiha specializing in HR management, and is haplessly dragged into far too many shenanigans that include an Uchiha Obito embracing his inner midwife, summoned hellspawn, exploding sheep, and weaponized cheese.

    Sasori ultimately discovers that a single stone thrown into a river creates many ripples through the world, like lifelong ties between Suna and Konoha, forgiveness for the man who killed his parents during the Second War, an unexpected friendship with Shukaku, part-time acquisition of Gaara in what could be argued is the world’s most awkward parenting arrangement, and a fucking dragon. No one warned him about dragons.

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    02 Jan 2025

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    *gathers into my arms and scuttles away so No One Else can Have It*

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    There’s more to peace than the absence of war. The work is as hard and uncertain as any Shinobi mission.
    AKA: A highly self-indulgent fic in which a civilian woman helps an orphaned Sasuke and winds up saving the world.

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    20 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Like hot chocolate in a snowstorm.

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    It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki.
    Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. Longshot/Oneshot Utter Crack

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    02 Dec 2024

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    Sakura dies on October 10th with green eyes that slowly lose their shine and bright pink hair that turns dark with blood. Then Sakura is born on January 12th with dark blue eyes that get lighter and lighter and red hair so dark it looks black more often than not.

    She doesn't know it immediately, but she's a child reborn and time is reborn with her. It's time for a change, and Sakura will do all she can to bring it - for one reason or another. She's a woman reborn, and she's already died once before. What more does she have to fear?

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    07 Nov 2024