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Dick Grayson has a lot of problems.
>Being Robin fresh-turned-Nightwing? Problem.>Living under Batman’s crushing “thou shalt not have fun” rule? Problem.
>Chasing after a feline little thief who purrs, bites, and calls Bruce “Bat-Daddy” just to watch him suffer? Big problem.
He’s supposed to arrest you. He’s supposed to turn you in. Instead, you’ve got him against a wall, shirt ripped, mask off, and a ruby (that you slipped into his belt, thank you very much) burning a hole in his pocket.
He tells himself it’s a mistake. You tell yourself he’s a pretty thing worth keeping.
And really—who’s going to stop you?
(Answer: definitely not Batman. Hopefully. Please don’t tell Batman.)
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25 Sep 2025
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dramione college AU. A series of one shots full of banter, smut, and the right amount of fluff in which Draco and Hermione go from college rivals to friends with benefits to... you'll find out what.
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20 May 2024
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“No one can find out,” she murmurs, breath ghosting along his skin. “This is a horrible idea.”
Draco tightens his grip on her waist, reflexive. “No one has to know.”
He doesn’t take the time to analyze the effect her words have on him. Not when he’s got a leg pressed between hers and she’s grinding against his thigh. Her words, her shame—they don’t matter.
What matters is this: whenever he gets close enough to Hermione Granger, the ringing in his head stops. He can breathe again, if only for a moment. He knows better than to imbibe, his mother’s voice telling him to never indulge in the riches of the Seelie Court, but he can’t help it.
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16 May 2024
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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01 Apr 2024
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She thought she'd never find him. And then, deep in the New Forest, beneath the canopy of trees stripped bare by winter, she did.
(Now extended to a full length fic in 'The Faintest Trace of You')
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01 Apr 2024