RooibosTea
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- SEVENTEEN (Band) (2)
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Phone sex operator Jeon Wonwoo who does this as a side job to help pay for college textbooks because what the hell is the 21st century educational system, why is everything monetized? Anyway, he works from his shared apartment with Soonyoung because honestly the privacy is important, but no one else besides Jeonghan and Jihoon know about his secret job. Then suddenly, Soonyoung calls his line.
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He was deliberating whether there was a polite way of asking for sex, but the horny part of his brain had already decided: eh, screw it.
So in the end, he looked at Soonyoung with a (hopefully) seductive gaze and rumbled “so…you wanna fuck?”
Soonyoung whipped his head and blurted “yeah, I’m always ready.”
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When Harry helps Hermione find out the horrible truth - that Ron has been dosing her with love potions - she is furious. She is going to get her revenge on Ron in the most hurtful way she can think of – dating the one man he hates above all others.
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- Part 2 of A Counterfeit of Love
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16 Aug 2020
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That one-night stand with Draco Malfoy was a mistake. Hermione doesn't make mistakes, or at least she isn't supposed to. She's working hard at her Ministry career, however frustrating and pointless her job may be, and she's also got to live up to everyone's expectations as Hogwarts's most famous Muggle-born and a top-tier War Hero. So, why is she still sleeping with Draco Malfoy, ex-Death Eater and infamous pureblood? And why isn't she certain that she wants to stop?
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16 Aug 2020
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“Oh my god there’s gonna be a next one,” Soonyoung says, shutting his eyes tight like he’ll somehow be able to block out the world. “Minnie you have to save me.”
“What am I supposed to do?” Seokmin asks, laughing. “I don’t think I could pass for your girlfriend, hyung.”
Soonyoung’s eyes flutter open, going wide as an idea finally occurs to him. “That’s it!”
“Are you asking me to put on a skirt?” Seokmin asks, his eyes curving into small crescents as he smiles. “Because I don’t think I have the legs for it.”
“No,” Soonyoung says, shaking his head and sitting up now. “But I can tell my parents you’re who I’m dating.”
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Or, Soonyoung is tired of his parents setting him up on blind dates and turns to his best friend for help.
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21 Feb 2018
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A year after the events of "i put a spell on you (because you're mine)", Soonyoung doesn't feel like trick-or-treating this year.
At least, not with the kids.
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- Part 8 of love me like you do
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05 Nov 2018
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Jun receives a note from JWW asking him to Homecoming, so he accepts. The problem is Wonwoo never sent any note, nor does he plan on going to the dance.
(Or the one with the love letter and the misunderstanding.)
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24 Jul 2018