RubenTheBirdBrain
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The Disposal Method (Is a Lie) by RubenTheBirdBrain
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Jun 2025
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Crowley has a method for plant care.
It involves yelling, mild threats of arson, fake executions via garbage disposal, and the occasional salad. The plants are thriving, terrified, and deeply loved—not that Crowley would ever admit it. -
The Ineffable Trials of Newsletter Formatting and Other Demonic Sufferings by RubenTheBirdBrain
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Jun 2025
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It begins, as these things often do, with petty revenge.
Aziraphale turns the Bentley yellow. Crowley sells a heavily annotated, silk-bound Pamela to a very sweet old lady in retaliation.
Unfortunately, the old lady is Mrs. Penelope Hargreaves: knitting enthusiast, sticker aficionado, and self-appointed architect of Crowley’s moral redemption. If he wants the book back, he’ll need to earn it—via character-building tasks like formatting a neighborhood newsletter, supervising a worm education program, and negotiating a ceasefire with basement rats.
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Crowley's Problematic Eyes by scottsalem
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Nov 2019
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Crowley's eyes are more similar to a snake's than a human's, which presents a unique set of challenges when tasked with living a human life. He tends to just avoid the issue, but sometimes that's a bit harder than it would seem. Aziraphale tries to account for his needs wherever possible, but it's hard to when he doesn't even know what they are.
Also known as: I did way too much research on snake eyes and Crowley has light sensitivity, red/green color blindness, blurry vision, and a hard time focusing on details.
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20 Feb 2026
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Broken Hallelujah by laylabinx
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Aug 2019
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Crowley has only ever seen Aziraphale's true form twice: the first time was in the Garden of Eden and the second was on the day Hastur came to kill them.
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20 Feb 2026
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O happy dagger, this is thy sheath by 3mmageddon
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Romeo and Juliet - Shakespeare
11 Aug 2024
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The Second Coming has arrived and war has broken out between the angels and demons. Supreme Archangel Aziraphale is being mind controlled into participating but is still aware of what his corporation is doing: murdering demons on sight. And now, he has found Crowley. What happens next? Read to find out :D
Dead Dove: Do Not Eat - If you haven’t clocked it by the fandoms listed, the title or the tags (which please mind, stay safe!) this fic is loosely based on the lovers committing suicide part of Romeo and Juliet and it’s happening in a war so there will be triggering scenes! Also, just in case it was not obvious there are season 2 spoilers so please do not read if you have not watched season 2!!
Sorry for the bad summary, please read my work, I poured my heart and soul into this and someone actually wanted to beta read this so thank you so so much to them. It really helped <3 I’d like to say that any criticism is welcome in the comments and if you can think of a better summary than whatever is going on at the moment please tell me <3
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20 Feb 2026
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Cough Out My Heart by EveryFandomHybrid
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Aug 2019
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Crowley has been in love with Aziraphale for 6000 years. What will Crowley do when his love starts to kill him?
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19 Feb 2026
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Ruffled Feathers by FruityTootyFruit
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Jul 2019
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There are consequences when one goes against heaven and hell...
Basically a fic on what happens after the end that didn't happen. What becomes of Crowley and Aziraphale.
Note: I fucking LOVE hurting characters so forgive me. There will be quite a bit of pain, a depressed Angel, and a snake trying his damnest to cheer him up.
Also, yes they ARE a thing. They just don't show affection through human means. Lots of gentle touches but no sex or kissing. But, again, they ARE a thing. I state them as friends here and there, that's just me writing.
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18 Feb 2026