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Nobody else had burrowed under his skin like Haaland had. He was so far from his usual type, so friendly and stoic and cool-headed. God, Jude had liked him so much. He’d spent years making such a tit of himself trying to impress him, and what kept him on the backfoot was that he hadn’t needed to - Haaland had been his rock from the moment he joined the club. It was so easy, so effortless to slip into a routine, it unsettled Jude as much as it thrilled him. But he hadn’t liked how small Haaland made him feel. How out of control. The man was unflappable, impossible to provoke. Jude resented his own infatuation, the ever-swelling bubble of fondness he nursed for Erling, because he had no idea how to be with a man who didn’t fight back.
[The quarter-final looms. Jude hasn't seen Erling since their Dortmund days, and he still hasn't come to terms with his sexuality. Or his fondness for getting folded in half.]
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20 Jul 2026
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How to Save the World (Pussy Required) by Anonymous
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
27 Jul 2026
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Gojou discovers Sukuna doesn't like having a body with a pussy.
Too bad for him, Gojou finds this hilarious, and Yuuji's always game for his shenanigans.
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02 Jul 2026
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Fierce Little Constellations by silver_pocketwatch
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
14 May 2025
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Izuku didn’t mean to think Katsuki was pregnant. But Katsuki missed one period, started crying over a defective Deku plush, and suddenly Izuku was spiraling through Reddit forums at 3 a.m., budgeting for baby supplies, and baby-proofing the apartment like his life depended on it.
Except… well… turns out Katsuki was pregnant.
Oops?
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- Part 1 of Babies With Attitude
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17 Jun 2026
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We're as Blind as Each Other by Brokenpitchpipe
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
26 Jun 2026
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The egg is the same bright copper color as the rest of Rocky’s body, but smooth where his carapace is bumpy and brittle, the first Eridian-made object I've ever seen with curved edges rather than flat panels and sharp corners. It has a slight taper as well, narrowing upwards from its widest point.
Rocky’s words echo in the back of my mind: “Grace would be perfect at take many ♪♪♫.”
I jam the dissection probe through the shell.
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05 Jun 2026
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a flamboyance of flamingos by Little_Ayakashi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
02 Nov 2025
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"You're not going to howl?" He asks after a long silence. Fushiguro's ears flatten once more. It seems he's an easily irritated guy. "You're an idiot," he replies without taking his eyes off the sky.
"Hey!" Yuuji protests.
A tiger, a wolf, a fox and a snow leopard. What could go wrong?
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26 Feb 2026