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LESTAPPEN HOGWARTS AU; 1978.
Charles is Gryffindor's captain and he's obsessed. With Quidditch - which, fine, fair - but also with Slytherin's captain, Max Verstappen. He just hasn't quite figured out yet how far that obsession goes. Spoiler n.1: it's far. Like, dangerously far.
Carlos is Gryffindor's Chaser and Charles' best friend. He's also - plot twist - Max's brother. Yeah. I promise it makes sense.
Carlos hates Max and, of course, Charles hates him too, 'cause that's what best friends are for.
Max, meanwhile, can’t stand either of them. Not only because they’re spoiled, reckless Gryffindors who somehow get cheered for their constant pranks, but also because he just genuinely hates people. To be fair, Max has reasons: there’s a war raging outside Hogwarts’ walls, and he seems to be the only one already paying the price for it, while everyone else gets to stay wrapped in blissful ignorance.
Spoiler n.2: That's gonna change soon.Shoutout to Pierre Gasly, the only Gryffindor mature enough to keep Charles and Carlos from self-destructing, and to a whole cast of chaotic cameos coming your way as this mess of a story unfolds.
P.s. Jegulus inspired!
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Bookmarked by Salumu
12 Apr 2026
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Charles, a fighter pilot for the French-Monégasque Armée de l'Air, is also second in line to the Monégasque throne. And, so what, if he has a crush on Max Verstappen? Even as a tifoso? And, so what, if Max Verstappen just bought him a drink?
He's a trained, professional soldier who's done two tours in Afghanistan... He can be totally normal about this.
(He cannot, in fact, be normal about this)
(But that's okay, because neither can Max)
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Bookmarked by Salumu
25 Jan 2026
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“You want GP to sit in a chair and... what? Watch me fuck you?”
“Yes,” Charles replied grumpily.
“And you want him to talk me through it like I’m on a hot lap?”
“Yes!” Charles said, a little less grumpy and more relieved.
"You want Gianpiero Lambiase to tell me how to fuck you,” Max clarified.
OR: The GP Fic™
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- Part 3 of lestappen + guest
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Bookmarked by Salumu
18 Nov 2025
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When Max gets roped into private golf lessons as part of a Secret Santa gift, he expects nothing but boredom and frustration. But his instructor—Charles Leclerc, Monte-Carlo’s top golf pro—is an entirely different kind of problem. What starts as reluctant lessons quickly spirals into competitive tension, teasing banter, and an unconventional wager on the eighth hole changes everything.
Either way, golf has never been this interesting.
Bookmarked by Salumu
23 Oct 2025