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    Here’s the thing about humor. It’s not necessarily that one generation is any funnier than another, it’s just that high school kids are perpetually the funniest people alive. Something about being in a pressure cooker of an environment with a bunch of other people whose bodies are changing in new unpredictable ways whilst having very little say in how their lives go creates humor. Gasp of shock, right?

    So basically what Peter’s trying to say is that he’s fucking hilarious.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    "Some monsters are born. Others are made in the abyss."

    Trapped alone in Tartarus, Percy Jackson walks the edge of oblivion. The pit whispers his failures, his regrets, his undoing. But when he crosses paths with Akhlys, the goddess of Misery, he is forced to face something far worse than monsters—himself.

    Broken, poisoned, abandoned to the darkness, Percy makes a choice. If Tartarus wants to consume him, it will have to choke on him first.

    And in the end, misery may just be the weapon that saves him.

    But the question remains—when a hero uses poison to survive, do they ever truly leave the abyss behind?

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    23 Sep 2025

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    Peter knows Tony doesn’t forget on purpose, and he knows that Tony means well with his concern. But, the man has to deal with the fact Peter isn’t a hero, and is in fact, a vigilante. If all he gets is a broken nose after a long night of patrol, Peter considers himself lucky.
    A lot of vigilante things were lost on Tony, such as bad PR. Sure, the Avengers get some bad PR, but never J. Jonah. Jameson style, but then again, Spider-Man always had the best pictures, because Peter Parker gave them in for a bit of extra money.
    There was some things you learn when you’re in Peter’s line of business, and that is, how to calm down a rape victim, how to help a lost child who doesn’t want help, who to punch harder than the rest, who are first time thieves, and that sometimes things like “don’t pull the knife out” is a rule best ignored, (unless it was somewhere bad bad).
    You know Tony’s too far gone from the vigilante line of work, when it’s Pepper Potts, who tells Tony that a broken nose is the least of Peter’s worries, even though she too freaks out about it.

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    5 times The Avengers (excluding Clint) forgot Peter Parker is a vigilante, and 1 time everyone remembered.

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    13 Jun 2025

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    This year, UA is experimenting with a new Young Villain and Criminal Reformation Program. Instead of twenty hero students, the first year hero class will be a combination of both hero and villain students....The hero students will have one year to find the villains in their midst in order to escape Eraserhead’s expulsion. For the villains, this is their last shot— it’s blending in or it’s prison.

    Midoriya Izuku wants nothing more than to be the first quirkless hero. After failing the practical hero exam, he’s shocked when he receives a letter telling him that he has been offered a tentative position in the illustrious Class 1-A.

    There’s just one problem: Midoriya has been accepted to Class 1-A as a villain, and he has absolutely no idea why.

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    05 May 2025

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    I hate it so much, it's fucking beautiful

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    “I thought I was the only Avenger with kids,” Clint says.

    “Scott has a daughter.” Natasha pours herself coffee. “Katy, right? No, Cassie.”

    Clint gives her a dirty look. “You could’ve told me. They’re so similar, Tasha. I mean, Jesus.”

    “Wait,” says Natasha. “You actually think—”

    “Hey, Nat,” says Peter, looking up from the waffle iron for the first time. “Do you want a waffle? I think Mr. Stark has some whipped cream, and I have skittles and gummy bears to add flavor and texture.”

     

    OR: The Avengers meet Spiderman via the online world and then meet Peter Parker in Stark's living room. It takes them longer than it should to put two-and-two together.

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    19 Sep 2024