Sazza_exe
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Haruno Sakura would like the record to show that she never purposefully intended to go back in time, create Konoha herself, and become the Hokage.
Nor did she ever, in a million years, think she would marry Uchiha Madara… but here she was.
In the Warring States Period.
Outside the temple, she built for Kurama.
In a shiromuku next to Madara who looks stupidly handsome in his montsuki with the Uchiha fan on his back surrounded by her Haruno circle of unity.
Hashirama is bawling in a pregnant Mito’s arms, Izuna is teary-eyed, Tobirama looks done with life as he hands him a handkerchief, and down below, the villagers throw petals in the air in celebration.
Kurama, the backstabbing fox, sits atop his shrine altar, in a shrunken form, and looks smug as hell.
How did my life come to this?
Or
Sakura gets sent careening into the Warring States Era due to a Uzushio ruin seal and decides to make it everyone else's problem.
Somehow, along the way, Uchiha Freaking Madara decides he likes the way she shatters the earth with her fist and demands she marry him.
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04 Oct 2025
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Yuuei Survival Guide by LowlyWriter
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Oct 2023
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Izuku steps towards the other teen, holding his hand out to shake, “I’m Midoriya Izuku by the way. We haven’t officially met yet, right? I don’t remember seeing you at the Entrance Exam?”
The blue-haired boy pauses, studies his hand uncertainly before shrugging. “Shirakumo Oboro,” he introduces in return, hand phasing right through Izuku’s when he goes to return the handshake. Shirakumo doesn’t seem surprised by it, but Izuku whips his hand back when the intense chill climbs up his arm.
or,
Izuku tries to pretend eveything is okay even though his homelife is crumbling around him, there's an insanely powerful Quirk that's not entirely his coursing through his veins, he suddenly knows his childhood hero, All Might, and to top it all off, he seems to have befriend a pastel blue-haired ghost that has way too much insider knowledge on Izuku's new homeroom teacher, and English teacher. He's really just trying to survive Yuuei...
* This fic is now a podfic! Check out the playlist here!
Chapters Edited - 4/50
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- Part 1 of A Boy and his Ghost
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17 Jul 2025
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and then the lonely hearts finally find each other by kageyaama
Fandoms: Squid Game (TV 2021)
29 Mar 2025
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The man extended his hand to Gi-hun before speaking. “Good evening, I’m Hwang In-ho, the math teacher.”
Gi-hun shook his hand. His handshake was firm, almost painful—not because the teacher intended it, but because of the surprise.
“Good evening.” He glanced at the door, hoping that his daughter might eventually show up but of course she didn’t. Gi-hun sighed in defeat, realizing he had to face the teacher alone. “I’m Seong Gi-hun.”
Hwang In-ho pressed his lips together and blinked slightly. “Ah.” He sat down and Gi-hun followed him. “Seong Ga-yeong’s father, I presume.” He said with a cold tone.
Gi-hun felt the chill settle in as he introduced himself as Ga-yeong’s father. Trying to break the ice, he forced a laugh. “Yup, that’s me, in the flesh!”
or Hwang In-ho is Seong Ga-yeong's math teacher ... and she is failing math, so In-ho wants to tutor her but in presence of her parents.
especially in presence of her father, Seong Gi-hun.teacher/single dad AU
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13 Jul 2025
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If Gi-hun would snap, bite and bark like a dog, In-ho had no choice other than to treat him like one - and to do that, he'd have to bend and break Gi-hun until there is nothing left.
It starts, like all good things do, with a hand-job; it ends with his best friend, drowning in a pool of his own blood.
Or in other words, these animal metaphors are becoming too literal.
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07 Jul 2025
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The Secret Love Life of Steve Harrington by InquisitivePeach
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Jan 2024
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It twists and clunks into place in her brain.
No fucking way.
"You're bisexual," Robin repeats, cautious and disbelieving. Like she might spook it off if she's too crass. "And—you knew?"
It sounds blasphemous. Robin knows Steve. He was the straightest guy in Indiana until a sexuality crisis named Eddie Munson pinned him to the wall and held a broken bottle to his throat.
But he says, "Yeah?" with an easy laugh, like it's the most obvious thing in the world.
She's the one gaping. She doesn't have much motor control, but she knows she's gaping like goldfish because Steve's smile fades.
Now he looked stunned. "Wait—you didn't know?"
—Or, Steve is openly bisexual. This is news to everyone.
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11 Jun 2025