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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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09 Apr 2024
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A Gentleman's Guide to Falling in Love by Biirdiee_Rose
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Apr 2024
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They turn towards the gathering of family and friends, hands clasped together, and walk away Lord and Lady Malfoy.
It was such a shame they weren’t in love.
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Draco Malfoy strikes up a deal with the one and only, Hermione Granger. The terms are simple, she gives him an heir and he signs her permission slip to get her mastery and continue pursuing her education.
There have been more disastrous marriages, certainly. It's not as if they'll fall in love or anything.
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15 Feb 2024
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The nature of families could shift; shaped by time, trauma, arguments, and reconciliations. She saw how Draco warred with that now, how he battled his instinctual, youthful desire to please his father with his resolve to sever ties with someone who had hurt him gravely.
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06 Dec 2023
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“I’m trying to make a case for why she should marry me,” Draco told him, scowling as Harry started laughing. “If I want an upgrade from ‘friends with benefits’ to ‘husband with benefits’, I need to make sure the benefits are good enough that she’d go for it—”
When Draco Malfoy realizes that 'friends with benefits' just isn't enough anymore, he begins to strategize on how to get Hermione to commit to more.
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24 Nov 2023
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Draco has spent years living on the rooftops of London, stealing from posh apartments and building a reputation for himself as one of the best, and most difficult to catch, burglars in London.
When the offer of a lifetime is presented to him, he jumps at the chance to be the one and only man capable of robbing the Modern Art Museum in London. What he doesn’t take into consideration is an archivist with a penchant for working late. And, he’s met her before.
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11 Nov 2023