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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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- English
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- 195,969
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- 21/21
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- 7,393
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09 Apr 2024
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A Gentleman's Guide to Falling in Love by Biirdiee_Rose
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Apr 2024
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They turn towards the gathering of family and friends, hands clasped together, and walk away Lord and Lady Malfoy.
It was such a shame they weren’t in love.
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Draco Malfoy strikes up a deal with the one and only, Hermione Granger. The terms are simple, she gives him an heir and he signs her permission slip to get her mastery and continue pursuing her education.
There have been more disastrous marriages, certainly. It's not as if they'll fall in love or anything.
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Historical AU - WIP - Tags will update as story continuesBookmarked by ScatteredStrings
15 Feb 2024
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The nature of families could shift; shaped by time, trauma, arguments, and reconciliations. She saw how Draco warred with that now, how he battled his instinctual, youthful desire to please his father with his resolve to sever ties with someone who had hurt him gravely.
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- English
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- 4,999
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 267
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- 1,978
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06 Dec 2023
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“I’m trying to make a case for why she should marry me,” Draco told him, scowling as Harry started laughing. “If I want an upgrade from ‘friends with benefits’ to ‘husband with benefits’, I need to make sure the benefits are good enough that she’d go for it—”
When Draco Malfoy realizes that 'friends with benefits' just isn't enough anymore, he begins to strategize on how to get Hermione to commit to more.
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- English
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- 8,804
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 71
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- 8,770
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24 Nov 2023
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Draco has spent years living on the rooftops of London, stealing from posh apartments and building a reputation for himself as one of the best, and most difficult to catch, burglars in London.
When the offer of a lifetime is presented to him, he jumps at the chance to be the one and only man capable of robbing the Modern Art Museum in London. What he doesn’t take into consideration is an archivist with a penchant for working late. And, he’s met her before.
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11 Nov 2023
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The Lion and the Lamb by NinaBinaBallerina
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games (Movies)
01 Jul 2024
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Cato won the 74th Hunger Games. During the victory tour, he set his sights on Prim, the girl who ruined his triumph. There's only one rule in this dangerous new game- the spoils go to the Victor.
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- English
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- 103,068
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- 34/?
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- 437
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21 Oct 2023
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06 Oct 2023
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Hermione wakes up beside Draco Malfoy and promptly tries to get rid of him. Draco has other ideas.
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- 1/1
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- 2
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02 Sep 2023
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Granger,
I'm sorry that it's me.
D.M.
Or: A story of two soulmates, told through a stack of letters found among personal belongings of Hermione Jean Granger.
- Language:
- English
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- 30,234
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 1
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- 310
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- 1,134
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15 Aug 2023
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It Started With A One Night Stand by ohthedrarry (morosefloweret)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Mar 2023
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During the worst date of her life, Hermione Granger might have given herself a mild allergic reaction in order to leave early. When she goes to the Emergency Room to confirm she isn’t going to die, she runs into Healer Draco Malfoy. They hooked up three months ago.
And he's about to tell her she's three months pregnant.
Originally posted on my Twitter.
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09 Aug 2023
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After a dark curse, the wizarding world is left barren. Facing extinction, the Purebloods subjugate the muggles, searching for the rare muggleborns—the only witches able to reproduce.
Raised in the Nott household as a pampered pet, Hermione is forced to enter the Trials as she comes of age—a competition created for pureblood wizards to claim a breeder. Determined to win her, Draco Malfoy only knew two things: she belonged to him, and he’d destroy anyone who tried to take her.
But the cries of the enslaved muggles pierce through Hermione's comfortable life, causing her to reexamine everything she thought she knew about her world and the people in it. She soon discovers that the ancient call of magic and vengeance cannot be denied.
Plot inspired by the Prince of Egypt, with themes from the Handmaid's Tale.
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- English
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- 417,819
- Chapters:
- 57/65
- Collections:
- 34
- Comments:
- 7,060
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- 11,466
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- 4,930
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28 Jul 2023
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A smile tickled the corners of Hermione’s mouth as she clicked Send. She listened to the whoosh of the message and then turned off her computer.
When the ping! had come in, she’d had one foot half-out the door of her flat. She’d dropped her coat and darted for her computer desk, a wide grin blossoming at her inbox.
You’ve Got Mail.
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- English
- Words:
- 40,759
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 886
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- 6,505
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- 1,696
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- 166,395
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28 Jun 2023
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Someone Cooler: Cat!Draco in Crooksverse by JessicaLovejoyAO3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Oct 2023
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An AU in my Litter Box Universe, where Crookshanks is still alive.
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The One where Cat!Draco and Crookshanks battle for dominance and Hermione's affections.
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- Part 3 of The Litter Box Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,207
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 56
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- 112
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- 13
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- 2,306
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03 May 2023
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“Malfoy.” She pushed her frames up higher on her face. “I’ve objectively analyzed the situation—“
“What situation?”
“Our situation, and—“
“What is our situation?”
“The state of our relationship.”
“Which is what, exactly?”
“—and I’ve determined that you and I should date.”OR: Hermione uses science to convince Draco Malfoy to date her. He's not interested.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,846
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 120
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- 2,117
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- 27,708
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27 Mar 2023
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On Pineapples and Principal Penetration by ChaosAndCrumpets for rattlebag
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Mar 2023
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All Hermione Granger hopes for from an unexpected invitation to a pineapple party is to connect with some like-minded people over a well-baked upside-down cake. All Draco Malfoy needs is a place to put his unfortunately under-utilised erection.
Maybe there's a way they can both get what they want.
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- English
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- 28,481
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 647
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- 2,149
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- 46,178
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18 Mar 2023
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The life and tribulations of Cat!Draco inconveniently falling in love with Hermione Granger. Pure unhinged crack fluff in a post-war AU HP universe.
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- 27,614
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- 3
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- 14
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18 Mar 2023
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All You're Giving Me is Fiction: Cat!Draco Coda by JessicaLovejoyAO3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Sep 2023
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AU, non-linear, crack companion epilogues to Say Goodbye to your Heart: A Cat!Draco Compilation.
The One where everything is fluff and nothing hurts in the Animagi HP world.
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- Part 2 of The Litter Box Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,272
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 66
- Kudos:
- 117
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- 8
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- 2,497
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08 Mar 2023
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Say Goodbye to your Heart: A Cat!Draco Compilation by JessicaLovejoyAO3 for Roseheira
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jun 2023
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Image-centric drabbles featuring the AU life and times of Cat!Draco.
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The One where Draco learns to be an Animagus and is accidentally adopted by Hermione.
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- Part 1 of The Litter Box Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 25,135
- Chapters:
- 50/50
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 422
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- 451
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- 51
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- 11,509
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23 Feb 2023
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Collection of random Dramione pieces... Enjoy <3
(FYI:None of these are within the same timeline/universe/etc)
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- 20,714
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- 19
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- 19
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30 Jan 2023
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Ānogar Hūra by sweetestsorrows (katschako)
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
17 Apr 2023
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Viserys is gone. Whatever dreams he might have had for Rhaenyra’s future died with him and his death left her defenseless—desolate. Daemon is now the head of the Valyrian Mob, occupying the throne that once belonged to her father.
And Rhaenyra? She’s nobody.
She’s just another girl in a city with a population of eight million people.
Rhaenyra would readily abandon her birthright and renounce her claim to the throne of the Valyrian Mob, the organization founded by her ancestors. After her father’s untimely death, she tries to do just that, given it’s the only way to stay alive. She isn’t in a position to rule, lacking the experience and resources needed to face challengers and otherwise succeed in a cutthroat world. Unfortunately, her abdication isn’t enough to satisfy Daemon, who has his own plans in mind for her future.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 175,538
- Chapters:
- 40/40
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 2,271
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- 2,523
- Bookmarks:
- 548
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- 123,464
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06 Jan 2023