4 Works by ScornfulSyntax in The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
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Roommates of Calamity by ScornfulSyntax
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
27 Jul 2025
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Princess Zelda is locked in the castle with Ganon for 100 years. They’re both each other's worst nightmare for a roommate. They watch Link’s antics in the outside world like reality TV, roasting each other for their perceived failures where the ‘Hero of Hyrule’ is concerned: Ganon for his failure to defeat this idiot, and Zelda for being head over heels in love with him. (Which she most definitely is not.)
That’s it. That’s the whole fic.
A short intermission sequel to The Gentle Persuasion of Sugar.
Series
- Part 4 of Dubious Food
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Virtue in a Bottle by ScornfulSyntax for ValorsLady
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
14 Aug 2022
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The choice of the princess’ future royal guard depends on the fickle whims of a tiny, delicate creature of the fae in a glass bottle.
A short, silly one-shot inspired by the Zelink Community Discord weekly prompt: Glass.
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- Part 3 of Dubious Food
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What Words May Lack by ScornfulSyntax
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
04 Aug 2022
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If food is the way to a hero's heart, perhaps music is the way to a princess'.
A short, sweet one shot inspired by the Zelink Community Discord weekly prompt: Music.
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- Part 2 of Dubious Food
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The Gentle Persuasion of Sugar by ScornfulSyntax for badmoonbuns
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
31 Jul 2022
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Zelda definitely does not have the hots for her personal guard, but she wants to apologize and talk to him anyway. Shockingly, she can't get a word out of him after years of unprovoked verbal abuse.
Can she turn this relationship around with a little sweet talking and food?Complete!
Series
- Part 1 of Dubious Food