8 Works by ScornfulSyntax
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Roommates of Calamity by ScornfulSyntax
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
27 Jul 2025
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Princess Zelda is locked in the castle with Ganon for 100 years. They’re both each other's worst nightmare for a roommate. They watch Link’s antics in the outside world like reality TV, roasting each other for their perceived failures where the ‘Hero of Hyrule’ is concerned: Ganon for his failure to defeat this idiot, and Zelda for being head over heels in love with him. (Which she most definitely is not.)
That’s it. That’s the whole fic.
A short intermission sequel to The Gentle Persuasion of Sugar.
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- Part 4 of Dubious Food
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Virtue in a Bottle by ScornfulSyntax for ValorsLady
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
14 Aug 2022
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The choice of the princess’ future royal guard depends on the fickle whims of a tiny, delicate creature of the fae in a glass bottle.
A short, silly one-shot inspired by the Zelink Community Discord weekly prompt: Glass.
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- Part 3 of Dubious Food
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What Words May Lack by ScornfulSyntax
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
04 Aug 2022
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If food is the way to a hero's heart, perhaps music is the way to a princess'.
A short, sweet one shot inspired by the Zelink Community Discord weekly prompt: Music.
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- Part 2 of Dubious Food
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The Gentle Persuasion of Sugar by ScornfulSyntax for badmoonbuns
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
31 Jul 2022
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Zelda definitely does not have the hots for her personal guard, but she wants to apologize and talk to him anyway. Shockingly, she can't get a word out of him after years of unprovoked verbal abuse.
Can she turn this relationship around with a little sweet talking and food?Complete!
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- Part 1 of Dubious Food
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Destination Gaia by Mitten (ScornfulSyntax)
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
06 Feb 2022
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Airship cruise AU started for Endless Summer 2021. Pure sugar, travel indulgence, comedy, and crack. Tifa Lockhart wins a luxury world cruise on the Highwind, Shinra’s premier cruise line airship. She invites her friends Aerith Gainsborogh and Yuffie Kisaragi to join her on a once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Meanwhile, elite SOLDIER candidates, Cloud Strife and Zack Fair, have earned coveted, notoriously cushy, undercover cruise security assignments aboard the Highwind. Granted by the cruise division's current Shinra sponsor, professor Hojo, they can look forward to luxury suites, fine dining, state of the art spa treatments, and access to the best hospitality that Shinra has to offer. (Some exclusions may apply.) Cloud has misgivings, but Zack is confident it’s going to be the best thing that's ever happened to them. Who knows what sights they’ll see, what experiences they’ll share, what new friendships they’ll make? Maybe a few of them will even find budding romance in Gaia’s open skies.
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Rain Beneath the Plate by Mitten (ScornfulSyntax)
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
17 Jun 2021
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When Tifa found Cloud in Midgar...with a twist. Childhood friends reacquaint themselves in the few short days they have beneath the plate, offering to listen to one another in their own ways, but words aren't their strong suit.
Complete!
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- Part 3 of Minerva's Loom — Jenova's Cat's Cradle
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Innercandesence by Mitten (ScornfulSyntax)
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
27 Nov 2020
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COMPLETE!
Sephiroth hunts through ages of lifestream memories seeking a path that will lead to the planet’s demise and his own oblivion. Aerith’s fading consciousness follows him through memory thread after memory thread, reliving her lifetimes and seeking a means to stop him.
Gifted an alien memory from Jenova, Sephiroth is always ten steps ahead, until Red XIII’s grandfather gifts Aerith a strange materia.
Scattered through time, in happy and sad threads of fate, two of Aerith’s dearest friends fall in love countless times in endless ways, reminding the last Ancient that there are happy endings out there that she must fight to protect.
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- Part 1 of Minerva's Loom — Jenova's Cat's Cradle
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One More Fall by Mitten (ScornfulSyntax)
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
15 Nov 2020
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Tifa has secretly kept a nostalgic tradition alive, even as she traveled the world with her companions. She invites Cloud to observe it with her before their final encounter with fate.
Set in OG. Supplemental chapter for Innercandesence.
For Cloti Fall Festival 2020 - Day 2 Prompt: Warmth & Tradition - In one kiss, you'll know all I haven't said.
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- Part 2 of Minerva's Loom — Jenova's Cat's Cradle