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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    A school prank meant to humiliate Max Jägerman goes wrong in a way no one expects and somehow, everything changes.

    When Max backs off, the hallways grow quieter and the constant threat disappears. But no one quite trusts it, least of all Richie Lipschitz, who’s spent years on the receiving end of Max’s cruelty. Change doesn’t erase the past, and it definitely doesn’t prepare either of them for the day Richie goes into heat in the middle of class and Max is the alpha called to help.

    Turns out some instincts don’t care about history.
    And healing doesn’t happen all at once.

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    or a hatchetfeild a/b/o story

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    31 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    Any fanart or ship related to Hatchetverse!

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    17 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    “Maybe this is an out of body experience.” He answered. “Like that one movie…Fuck, what’s it called.” He looked deep in thought. “The one with Reese Witherspoon?”

    “What?” Paul looked at him with the most confused look he could muster.

    “That one romance movie with Reese Witherspoon and the guy who played the Hulk. You know what I’m talking about.” Ted dismissed.

    “Not really.” Paul shook his head. “I don’t watch romance movies.”

    Ted rolled his eyes. “Of course you don’t.”

    (AKA Chaicoffee Just Like Heaven AU!!!)

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    09 Nov 2025

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    Life for Richie had been pretty good since the ‘prank’ on Max. He was doing good academically, he had a pretty decent friend group, his social life had gone from abysmal to existent.

    It can only go up when Ruth gets them invited to a party, right?

    But when does anything go according to plan in Hatchetfield?

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    29 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    “How would us going to abstinence camp help you?” Pete can't help but ask.

    “Because if you're both at camp I can change the narrative. You won't be delinquent teens. You'll be two young adults who made a mistake and want to atone for it. And going to abstinence camp is proof. I'll even be generous: when you come back I will have a house for you to raise the baby in. That way everyone can see that you want to give the… baby a good life.”

    “And if we don't?” Steph's voice is full of venom as she speaks.

    “If you don't I will do everything in my power to keep you two apart. No one, and I mean no one, will know the baby is yours Stephanie.”

    When a dumb teenage decision not only forever changes the lives of Peter Spankoffski and Stephanie Lauter, but lands them at Camp Idontwannabang, their only goal is to survive the summer. But a joke gone wrong earns them the attention of Grace, the Jerries, and the entire camp and launches the pair into the scandal of their lives. It's gonna be a bumpy summer.

     

    Takes place in the same universe as Tear Down My Reason by Calmly Chaotic and What An Ass, What A Bitch, What A Cuck by Calmly Chaotic and mars_of_the_stars.

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    16 Oct 2025