SecretsOfHarpocrates
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Upon finding out from near-unanimous feedback that he apparently sucks at eating girls out, Jeff's ego takes a catastrophic hit. With nowhere else to turn, he's forced to accept Britta's help in learning how to properly go down on women.
The power's definitely gonna go to her head.
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Note: Not really femdomming? But he does get super worked up at making her admit he's good at sex so you can view that desperation as you please -
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“Okay, fine,” Rosa relents, “We’ll tell you how it really went down, but only because it’s somehow less stupid and unbelievable than your dumbass theory.”
“Yeah. And remember, this isn’t gonna be easy for either of us, so take it with some grace, okay?” Jake adds, spreading his hands placatingly in front of him as if to prepare them for what they're about to hear.
There’s a suspenseful pause. Jake thinks Gina might be recording covertly on her phone, but then again, when isn’t she? Rosa’s face is completely blank and unreadable.
And then, just when he feels like he’s about to explode from the weird anticipation she’s steeped them all in, she finally speaks.
“Jake is into gun play.” She says, and everyone reacts loudly and at once.
Or, Jake and Rosa spill a shameful secret from their Academy days.
(Now includes a bonus Jake/Amy chapter!)
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When sent from Commander Erwin Smith, tea with sugar meant an invitation, a kind of request. A request to come upstairs to his office and take him in any way he asked of you. If you were to accept, you would arrive a few minutes later, the sweet taste still lingering on your lips, and you would do exactly that. Neither one of you needed to say it out loud, neither one of you had to embarrass yourselves by asking. Not that you would have been particularly coy about it, but Erwin - you supposed - had a reputation to uphold.
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One day I will stop writing tens of thousands of words worth of Erwin porn but today is not that day.
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You hadn't intended to go into Commander Erwin's office late at night while he wasn't there. You hadn't intended to enter his en suite, only for him to reappear while you were in there and trap you inside. You hadn't intended to catch him start touching himself in the adjacent room, and you certainly hadn't intended to watch him do it. Still - when is the life of a scout ever really predictable? And, though you might not want to admit it, perhaps this isn't the worst situation you could find yourself in...
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Or -- reader catches Erwin having some alone time and offers to finish what he started. Erwin seems like the type to need some TLC on occasion but also the type who will sure as shit not ask for it first.