SergeantSqueegee



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    Steve’s mind is racing. Would it be possible to solve Eddie’s problem, and by extension, his own problem, without a lick of jail time for either of them?

    It’s genius, he thinks. Even Dustin would be proud of him.

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    “Which of you morons,” she hisses, “let Eddie log into twitter today?”
    Eddie blinks.
    “How do you-”
    “Because, Eddie- you commented using the band account. You logged in on our official socials.”
    Eddie stares at her dumbly. Then-
    “Oh fuck.”
    “Yes,” she agrees. “Oh fuck.”
    “I’ll- delete that, then,” he laughs nervously. “Before-”
    “Before someone picks up on it, screenshots it, begins distributing it across the internet at a frankly alarming pace and starts a series of hashtags up in an effort to find the ‘pretty boy’ gardener you were lusting over?”

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    Eddie is a burnt-out-overworked-crash-and-burn-rockstar with a crippling twitter addiction. Steve is a chronically-offline-homegrown-indiana-boy-flowershop-owner with a green thumb and a penchant for taking in strays.
    So naturally when Eddie first sees him, he's head over heels. And Steve has no clue what his day job is.
    He'll tell Steve about his 'real' identity before things go too far- right?

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    "I know what you need, Omega," Eddie rumbles, then uses his free hand to pick up the remote next to the pillow and press a button.

    Steve screams.

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    4 times Eddie sees Steve's dick

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    1 time Steve sees Eddie's.

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    Steve’s hand fisted his shirt in an attempt to abort Eddie’s movements. Tilting his head back, he shot a panicked look at Eddie, hissing, “We can’t. Not here.”

    “Are you using your safeword?”

    Steve froze in Eddie’s grasp, making him chuckle darkly. At Steve’s silence, Eddie leaned in, nipping at his ear before whispering hotly, “That’s what I thought. Turn around and enjoy the show.”

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    Kinktober Day 29: Dry Humping/Free Use

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