Seven_Homosexual_Dinosaurs
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UmaTales by Seven_Homosexual_Dinosaurs
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
29 Sep 2025
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Once upon a time, there was a great empire ruled by a great Emperor. Within this empire, a great many things happened to a great many people. A little girl became a little monarch. A lonely witch learned to be loved. A petite knight proved she was greater than her size. These are their stories.
Alternately
Putting these horses in a storybook for enrichment
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She's Not My Dad! by Seven_Homosexual_Dinosaurs
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
22 Aug 2025
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Teio mumbles something under her breath. The group leans in, straining to listen.
"Huh?"
"… calldrezdad…"
Special Week squints, as if narrowing her vision will help her pick up on the monarch's words.
"Sorry, what was—"
"I called Prez 'dad'!" Teio blurts out.
A stunned silence follows her confession. Teio hides her face in her hands, feet kicking against the floor as she rolls about back and forth.
And then—
"Pfft— Oh my god!"
Gold Ship doubles over in laughter.
Recent bookmarks
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Ticket’s Date Extravaganza; A Three Part Mini Opera! by MilkyPotus
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
12 Oct 2025
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A few days have passed since their time together, but neither Taishin nor Hayahide want to formally bring it up. Ticket orchestrates a perfect date to get them both to open up to her; and show her what’s truly in their hearts!
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Following up on the first issue of BNW (Road to love!), the girls embark on a journey of fun activities and weekend laziness, along with multiple discoveries that rival scientific reports.
(This fanfiction includes multitudes of Ticket crying, you have been warned)
Series
- Part 2 of BNW (Road to Love!)
Bookmarked by Seven_Homosexual_Dinosaurs
04 Oct 2025
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Romeo, oh Romeo. What doth one do,
left alone, abandoned by Juliet?Bookmarked by Seven_Homosexual_Dinosaurs
15 May 2025
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A knight belongs to a monarch, to a cause, to an oath.
Lady Elizabeth Bloodflame made an oath to follow the Libestal king in the name of honour. Sir Gonathan G made an oath to protect the people he cared about.
How far will these beliefs hold in the face of their world turning upside down?
Bookmarked by Seven_Homosexual_Dinosaurs
07 May 2025
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Rin’s days were rarely great right from the start, but Gin deciding she needed her to run a little errand certainly didn't make it any better. Not because she was particularly lazy - that was neither here nor there, and slander besides - but because, of course, she couldn't just send her on a normal chore like fetching a dozen eggs or dropping off a postcard in town. You know, things sane people would casually send their dear daughters for. But no, she was to deliver a mysterious package in the Underworld. The actual, literal realm of hell. But that was still fine, really. A manageable amount of suffering.
Or it would have been before she got herself lost, knocked out and crowned, in that order.
Sometimes a day really just sucked all the way.
Series
- Part 18 of Works of Whimsy
Bookmarked by Seven_Homosexual_Dinosaurs
13 Apr 2025
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Amelia is the last to find out she's a dog.
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Bookmarked by Seven_Homosexual_Dinosaurs
14 Mar 2025