ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay
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- Yellowjackets (TV) (10)
- Stranger Things (TV 2016) (7)
- Wednesday (TV 2022) (5)
- Sweetpea (TV) (1)
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Jackie Taylor knew her father wasn’t the most fond of her, but she had never expected for him to royally screw her after his death. As an old-fashioned man, he had always insisted Jackie found a nice omega and have kids as soon as possible, but due to her refusal to do as he wanted, he left a little surprise on his will.
If Jackie wanted to inherit her father’s company and all his assets, she had to have a kid within a year after the will was read. And so enter Jackie’s best friend, Shauna Shipman, an omega who seems more than okay with helping her.
Or, Jackie and Shauna need to have a kid together. Shauna believes practice makes perfect.
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Being an omega sucked, and Shauna Shipman was wholly aware of it.
Being an omega surrounded by other omegas, lost in the middle of a forest after a plane crash, with her best friend as the only alpha of the group, well— it fucking sucked, alright?
Or, Omega Shauna who’s incredibly jealous and possessive and Alpha Jackie, both stranded in the wilderness with other omegas. What could go wrong?
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Hope I Never Lose You (Hope It Never Ends) by ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)
25 Jul 2025
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Even since school started, Wednesday has been aloof and evasive, and it has been driving Enid insane. That, and the fact that she refuses to tell her what’s wrong.
To try and alleviate the growing tension between them, Enid comes up with the perfect idea; pranking Wednesday in the most gruesome and bloody way she can think of.
Instead, she accidentally gives Wednesday a panic attack.
Or, Enid pulls a prank on Wednesday. Wednesday is not amused.
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I Love You (It's Ruining My Life) by ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)
10 Jul 2025
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After Jackie found out her boyfriend had been cheating on her with Shauna, her childhood best friend, she leaves to Europe, where she meets a woman who ends up being her wife. Back in Wiskayok, Shauna tries to convince herself she’s got everything she wanted with Jeff.
The years pass, and Jackie and Shauna find themselves living in New Jersey as neighbours, with different spouses and similar sadness. One a soccer coach for the same team she once won Nationals with, and the other as a forgotten stay-at-home wife with a frustrated dream of becoming a writer. They pretend everything is okay, continuing the charade for the sake of their own mental health, until Shauna starts to suspect Jeff is cheating on her. It all goes downhill from there.
Or, a JackieShauna au based on the song ‘Fortnight’ by Taylor Swift.
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The Unstoppable Force of a Reformed Misogynist and His Lesbian Best Friend by ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)
09 Jul 2025
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Jackie prayed he didn’t hear it— she had hoped he would be too far gone in his own pleasure to listen to what she was saying. But he heard her; he knew something that could destroy her.
And somehow, that changed everything for the better.
Or, Jackie moans Shauna’s name while she’s having sex with Travis during Doomcoming, and it somehow leads to them fake-dating to make Shauna jealous