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Angel and the Badman by orphan_account
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
08 Feb 2020
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It was clearly a punishment from Below, Crowley’s assignment to sail to the colonies and pepper-in a little last minute unrest to a rapidly self-domesticating Wild West. What were the odds, then, that Aziraphale would also turn up? Further still, that he would be quite invested in the relative morality of the same outlaw Crowley was meant to be tempting?
It’s 1899. 37 years ago, Aziraphale threw a right fit over one measly request in St. James Park and they haven’t spoken since. It was probably time for a chat.
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be mine tonight (be mine forever) by artenon for katherine1753
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Dec 2019
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Aziraphale knows he’s a solitary person. He knows Crowley may very well be his only true friend. He doesn’t mind this. He does, however, very much mind learning that his coworkers have a betting pool on whether he’ll be coming alone to the department holiday party next week. He especially minds when he learns that the reason there is a betting pool in the first place is because their intern, young Newton Pulsifer, is the only one naïve enough to believe Aziraphale might have a date.
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In retaliation to a bet made against him, Aziraphale asks Crowley to be his date to the office holiday party. Certainly there are no flaws to be found in this plan. Certainly the secret love Aziraphale has been harboring for Crowley for the past several years won't be an issue. Certainly not.
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Not on the plants, dear, we’re British (NOW WITH ART!) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for IneffableAlien
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Jan 2020
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Crowley has a sad/angry wank and takes out his frustration on his plants. Literally.
(I dunno, I struggled to find a title for this pile of excrement.)
A drunken ExMarks very kindly did a youtube reading of my atrocious fic, enjoy, I did!JuliaJekyll *ALSO* did a PODFIC
Miel_Petite illustrated my chaotic comedy nonsense, NSFW illustration at the end of the fic.
FYI the title came from "No sex please, we're British", an obscure old comedy. -
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Crowley pinched the bridge of his nose and squeezed his eyes shut. He stayed like that for a good minute before huffing out a breath. “We’ve been living together for six months,” he finally said.
“Yes,” Aziraphale agreed cautiously.
“I honestly thought you weren’t interested.”
“I thought you weren’t!”
“My God,” said Crowley in a tone of absolute disgust, “we are so fucking stupid, aren’t we?”
Aziraphale wisely kept his mouth shut.
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- Part 1 of These Are the Days of Our Lives
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Pretend For Me by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Dec 2020
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Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”
“I believe so.”
“And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”
Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”
“I can do that,” he croaked.
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In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.Series
- Part 1 of Pretend For Me