GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
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dining error 404: food not found by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Nov 2025
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Crowley is a snek. Ever noticed reptile owners often have to wiggle the defrosted rodent around before their pet will recognise it as food and strike at it, then sometimes end up biting the tongs, or their own tail by accident? What if the reason we rarely see Crowley eating is because of precisely this problem?
Partly inspired by this cartoon (link to original post by artist on instagram) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cr0sobSg5D7/?igsh=MTI5aHNhZWo5em50Yw==
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Down to WTF? by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Aug 2025
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Crowley notices an awkward miscommunication in the local Whickber Street community facebook group from a newcomer to the area, and finds himself giving internet parlance education, and a local tour, to a fascinating blonde-haired bookseller who just moved in.
Written for The Ineffable Con 6 zine, apologies for the mix-up as google forms apparently only sent the "illustration" meme and didn't show them the entire fic, so here it is! Enjoy.
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How to make friends and influence rodents (ILLUSTRATED) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for starryfull13
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Mar 2025
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What do you do with a depressed demon, especially if you’re a Bentley with limited capability for giving moral support? Well, you take him somewhere that he CAN get moral support, whether he likes it or not.
Crowley may feel like the whole world is ganging up on him, but mainly it’s in an effort to cheer him up. The question is: will it work?
Illustrated by GayDemonicDisaster, IneffableChocolateCheeseCake, HG_Aneh, Sweet Illustrations/SleepySkele collab
FYI this is Muriel AND Crowley, not slash. They’re friends, and this is 99% SFW aside from a brief bit of joking around swimwear that pushed it into the "Teen & Up" category.
Story Complete.
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the void of you by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Feb 2025
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Short poem, post S2. Is this Aziraphale or Crowley speaking? You decide. Both likely feel the same.
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I saw Crowley kissing Santa Claus (NOW illustrated by IneffableChocolateCheeseCake) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for TogetherAgain, starryfull13, IneffableChocolateCheeseCake, NGK_RedKite, Elwyst, Yvesriba, Miele_Petite, the_bug_geek, marsch00, Snowfilly1
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Dec 2024
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Crowley is visiting family for the holidays. All he wants for Christmas is a new boyfriend. He didn't expect Santa to be quite so accommodating about his request however...
Human AU. Magic is real, so is Santa (sort of) Spicy times ahead, enjoy, and Merry Christmas. I wrote this in the early hours of Christmas Eve after getting bitten by a rabid plot bunny who wouldn't let me go to bed until it was done.
EDIT: Now illustrated by IneffableChocolateCheeseCake. Yes, the illustration was for a previous Christsmas fic originally ("Naughty or Nice"), but IC3 said as it worked for this fic as well, why not add it here too? So I did :)
FURTHER EDIT: BRAND NEW ART! IneffableChocolateCheeseCake got bitten by the art bunny and drew an adorably smutty sketch to go with this as well, and sent it over to me for Christmas, so now added to the fic too!
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Ineffable seasons by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Oct 2024
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Ineffable Fluff by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Apr 2023
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Flaming Nonsense by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandom: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, rincewind - Fandom
18 Nov 2019
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Ineffable Valentines 2020 by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Feb 2020
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Deep Dark Wood by scullyphile
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Sep 2025
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The villagers all know that no one is allowed in the satyr’s territory. So who is the buxom blonde bustling about this formerly abandoned cottage in the deep, dark wood?
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Bookmarked by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
29 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Femme Aziraphale, Crowley is a Satyr
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Crowley mistakes the incoming text messages from Mr Brown as spam trying to sell him carpet.
Mr Brown isn't trying to sell him carpet.
A short text exchange between an oblivious demon and a flirtatious carpet store owner.
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Nanny Ogg and the Demon by Snowfilly1 for Adara83, GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Discworld - Terry Pratchett
28 Dec 2024
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“ ‘Oh, that’s interesting. For us, it’s always the eyes you can’t change. Everything else is fair game, as they say, but I says, ‘what’s the use of a game that’s fair if you want to win it?’’
Crowley stares at the strange woman in Warlock’s room.”
Leave enough books around the place and you might make ripples in L-Space. Make enough ripples in L-Space and who knows who might come visiting, especially if they heard a child cry.
Nanny Ogg and Nanny Crowley and discussing the fate of the world in the form of a child.
Bookmarked by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
28 Dec 2024
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Crowley comes back to the bookshop, now owned by Muriel, and decides to drink himself sick due to heartbreak. Through her care, and a rollercoaster of events, they've found that they are great together, but Crowley will always have his heart set on another angel.
Can Muriel handle this new, unholy lifestyle? Can Crowley juggle two relationships with the threat of the apocalypse? Will Aziraphale be able to hide everything from the Metatron?
And, will hidden memories from all parties reveal something (or someone) much more sinister than they ever thought possible?
Note: Heavy smut and heavy plot between our three mains, not for the faint of heart. Does contain a good amount of comic relief, but also a hefty helping of blood, sweat, and tears. Be advised.
Bookmarked by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
21 Dec 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Hottest ever Muriel / Crowley 🥵
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Deliveries In The Rear, Please by CopperBeech
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Aug 2022
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On an otherwise ordinary day in his cluttered little bookshop devoted to occult – sorry, ethereal – literature, Aziraphale Fell encounters an International Express driver with a remarkable package to deliver.
A one-shot that turned into seven chapters of filth, one of comic resolution, and two bonus chapters because I have no self-control.
Just ridiculous smut.
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Bookmarked by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
08 Jan 2024