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“Let me see if I understand this,” Riyo says, trying to find the right words. “You want me to help you… get together with Zanka? Like… legitimately? And not just in your delusional little fantasies?”
“Hey now, it ain’t just shit in my head. He reciprocates maybe… two percent of the time.”
“Huh.” She can see that, actually.
[Or, Jabber wants to solidify his (one-sided, maybe, it’s complicated) relationship with Zanka and goes to Riyo for help, because if anyone knows Zanka (not as much as he does, but it’s sufficient enough) then it’s his good ol’ friend Bang Bang.]
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Heaven Official's Self Saving System by SolioHua
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Sep 2025
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FLOWER GOD’S ASCENT was a male power fantasy of a xianxia novel. To be more specific, Flower God’s Ascent was a monster-fighting, escapist cultivation novel with an incomparably ridiculous length, a plot and moral stance that circumvented any actual sense of consequence, and a collection of increasingly ridiculous magical swords with equally ridiculous special properties. In the main plot, the protagonist went about collecting every “rare and priceless” blade in his quest to ascend to the highest rank in heaven and become the Heavenly Emperor's favorite son. The year’s hottest xianxia novel—there was no other!
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800 years ago, Xie Lian transmigrated into the protagonist of Flower God's Ascent, and immediately changed the plot, accidentally changing the genre from power fantasy into a tragedy. Now he wanders the mortal realm, cursed, with a buggy and outdated System that only seems to crash.
When Xie Lian unknowingly gains enough C-points to qualify him for a third ascension, he gets swept into what could finally be a whole new plot. But who exactly is this "Hua Cheng" person? Certainly he wasn't in the original novel, doesn't he seem much too important to never have been mentioned in the original world?
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If you give a ferret a fervent declaration of love and devotion for your beloved lost god by MaeHwaMei
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Feb 2025
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Hua Cheng took a step towards the bed and leaned closer, his inky eyes studying him closely. After a moment he sighed and flopped on the bed next to him, a hand lazily reaching up to Xie Lian's head and scratching it gently.
"Who am I kidding, we both know I'm going to keep you. I don't even get why...there's just something about you that won't let me throw you out the door."
Unable to say anything Xie Lian tilted his head slightly and watched as the corner of the ghost's thin lips arched a little. It was such an endearing look.
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Xie Lian is turned into a ferret by a curse and gets adopted by an unaware Hua Cheng. The ghost turns out to be very doting, exceptionally charming and severely starved for talking about a mysterious lost beloved of his.
PODFIC AVAILABLE! [link in notes]
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The moon will sing a song for me (I loved you like the sun) by Ratatouille_rjrat
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jan 2026
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Hua Cheng frees Xie Lian from the coffin, he ascends, trauma, chaos ensues, idk how to summarize sorry.
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Relearning How to Love by shizuns_lost_puppy_QY
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
26 Jan 2026
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"Xie Lian hadn’t been prepared when it’d happened and as a result he’d been captured.
If only he had been prepared, then none of this would’ve happened.
It had been approximately twenty years of pure hell."
Fifty years after his banishment, Xie Lian finds himself captured by bandits and subsequently sold into slavery. Xie Lian has a curse placed on him and spends the next twenty years suffering from extreme sexual and physical abuse. Life becomes pointless and painful and Xie Lian wishes he could end it all, if only he could die. Salvation comes unexpectedly one day when he is rescued by San Lang, the first person to show him kindness in so many years. Sadly, it seems Xie Lian is unable to fully escape his life of abuse as he grapples with the struggles that come with readjusting to the real world after so many years in isolation and that curse that was placed on him that seems to have cure he's not too enthusiastic about.
