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Of all the whiskey joints in all the towns in all the world, she had to walk into mine.
This fic was created based off of art by @ivmaruva
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10 Jul 2025
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The Heir: A Wicked Audio Experience by ohthedrarry (morosefloweret)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Mar 2025
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Hermione Granger has spent the better part of a year living for the days when The Heir uploads a new audio on the audio erotica app Wicked. As a woman in her early thirties chasing down a Quidditch player to sign divorce papers, she thinks she deserves to do something for herself. And erotic audio from a man who knows what he’s doing is a perfectly acceptable form of self-care that only costs ten galleons a month. All things considered, her life couldn’t get worse.
Draco Malfoy fears the day anyone discovers his secret: while he spends his days in his Auror uniform and helps chase down nefarious criminals, he then spends his evenings recording all the nefarious things he’d do to a particular witch if he got the chance. It started as a way to cope with how he felt every time he saw her and remembered the oaf she married. The success and subsequent compulsion to continue are happy consequences, not the justification he gives himself every night before bed.
When news of Hermione’s divorce is leaked to the press, the line between their respective guilty pleasures and reality quickly begins to blur. What will happen when Draco flies too close to the sun, and Hermione starts to wonder what it might feel like to burn?
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29 Jun 2025
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Draco Malfoy is on house arrest after a stint in Azkaban. He is bored, lonely, and living like a muggle in London, his only connection to the wizarding world is his muggle relations auror Dean Thomas. While wallowing in his never-ending melancholy his new neighbours move in.
Meet the Wilkins!
Or,
The one where Draco learns lessons in humility, how to work a real job, and make genuine friends with help from his neighbours, especially after getting reacquainted with their daughter.
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29 Jun 2025
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Something Else Entirely by Zeebee3 for AngleHeadedHipsters
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Dec 2024
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The curve of his mouth is fond, eyes amused.
She likes the way he looks at her; likes the person she’s become around him. It reminds her of how she used to be, ten years and two relationships ago, when every thought heralded a world of new possibilities.
What would she have been like, had she met him then? What would she have been like, had she never had her heart broken by Ron? Had never settled down with Viktor?
Inside, a tiny voice whispers: you can still find out.
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Or when estranged, pregnant Hermione goes on a solo babymoon and meets someone.
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29 Jun 2025
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PILF - Professor I'd Like to Fuck by JadedandConfused
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Aug 2024
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During a potions accident in the combined seventh/eighth year potions class Draco Malfoy is aged up to his 28-year-old self and Horace Slughorn is de-aged to his teenage self. By necessity McGonagall appoints Malfoy to teach the potions classes in Slughorn’s absence.
What follows is a confusing exploration of maturity and responsibility that throws Hermione for a complete spin. How did the immature and snappy Malfoy she knows turn into this chivalrous and competent man? Her life is completely overturned as the remaining Slytherins, devoid of their leader, turn to the Gryffindors for help and support.
She can’t afford to let herself get too attached to this man. After all what will she do when he inevitably turns back into his former self?
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- Part 1 of PILF Universe
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28 Jun 2025