Shitty_Gay_Mess
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Love is the Thing with Feathers (and Claws) by Shitty_Gay_Mess
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice - Fandom
06 Mar 2025
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"Love is the thing with feathers/ that perches in your chest./ It beats its wings/ and snaps its beak/ and never lets you rest."
One year post-canon, Lydia is living comfortably (or as comfortably as she can) in her haunted home. Beetlejuice has put sincere effort into being a better... Whatever he is, and with some life-coaching by Delia and ground rules set by Charles he has become both a tolerable and entertaining housemate. Of course there are the usual pranks and mischief, but Lydia's grown quite close with the demon. They have plenty in common, after all. Things may not be perfect in the Deetz-Maitland household, but they certainly could be worse. Who couldn’t love her ghostly Second Parents and demonic Brother-Friend-Thing? There’s no reason for anything to change now.
Unfortunately, fate has other plans.
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This Simple Feeling by Shitty_Gay_Mess
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
21 Jul 2024
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Captain Kirk and Commander Spock are known throughout the USS Enterprise and a fair amount of the chain of command as the most oblivious men in Starfleet. As infuriating as it is, the line between friendship and something more has always been thin between those two. However, after certain recent events, the scale may be beginning to tip...
CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN AND UPDATED: RE-UPLOADS SHOULD BE UP TO DATE BY 6/1/25
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The Adventure of the Mayfair Developers by lesqueers
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
28 Jul 2025
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He imagines the quippy cold open, how he could spin it.
He could put in one of those record scratch sound effects. Or just make the noise with his mouth. Yup. That’s me. John Hamish Podcast Watson. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
That’d be funny. The listeners would love it, for sure.
But Sherlock had solved this one in less than 48 hours—a mystery that had seemed knotted enough to center an episode around, instead unraveled in a day and a half by the same deft hands currently stimming against his scalp.
Yes, this was, indeed, a fucking disaster.
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05 Jan 2026
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input and output categorisation by paene
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
24 Aug 2025
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“In addition,” John said firmly, “telling a guy he’d do a bang-up job standing in for your dildo is a little insensitive to his finer feelings.”
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05 Jan 2026
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peace, at last by edgarallennope
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes (Granada TV 1984)
15 Dec 2025
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“No more of your suggestions, Watson,” he snarled like something untamed. “If I want your assistance, I may well ask for it, and before then you are well within your rights to retire for the night and leave me in peace!”
“There’s no peace to leave you in!” I snapped at him. “I shall not be chased from my own sitting room, Holmes. You must calm yourself if you hope to have any chance of solving this!”
“Pah!” He nibbled at the pipe with a defiant air that set my blood hot, his wild eyes blazing with it. “Another detested suggestion of yours, I thought I had made it clear-”
I stalked over to him and clamped my hand firmly upon the back of his neck. “It was no suggestion.”
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Holmes has worked himself into a frenzy over a troublesome case, Watson knows best how to calm a spiraling mind.
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23 Dec 2025
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Trust and Power by hayanwulf
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Doctor Strange (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
29 Apr 2024
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Master huffed close to his face. “You find this all enjoyable? I mean it, pet. This is no scene, this is your life now. You are to stay down here as my pet, for the rest of your life.” He slammed rather harshly into Tony, making him yelp from the sharp jolt of sensation while declaring, “Forever.”
Series
- Part 1 of Blue & Gold Butterflies [NSFW Edition]
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12 Nov 2025
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a tale of lust and longing by DotyTakeThisDown for Wiccy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 Apr 2024
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“Stark?” Stephen schools his expression away from surprise as he takes in the familiar face on his doorstep. “Are you on your way to a costume party?”
“Not exactly. Sorry it’s so late,” Tony says, not looking sorry in the least as his eyes rove over Stephen’s pajamas. His lips twitch but he doesn’t comment on them. Small mercies. “I have a book you might be interested in.”
“I don’t think that explains the outfit.”
“Would you believe me if I said the book dressed me up like this and sent me here?”
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