2 Works by ShortAngryTwinks in Teen Wolf (TV)
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Okay, so they're in the murdungeon, Stiles is freezing his ass off, and the witch was kind enough to leave a note for them. Now everyone is up to speed. Great.
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"So I had the flu, right? And I was like; this blows, let's make a spell that will cure the flu. So I mix some herbs, chant some Latin, sacrifice a goat, drink it's blood, and nothing happens. I'm like; this sucks ass, guess I'll just have to wait for it to blow over. Then I talk to Derek motherfucking Hale and it turns out that I accidentally made a spell that killed Gerard fucking Argent. I accelerated his cancer by trying to cure my flu. But I was so bomb ass good at it that it fucked up the timeline in a scramble to literally do it like, yesterday. Probably a defective goat or something. Maybe the goat had cancer? Who gives a shit, Gerard Argent is dead!"
"I have no Idea what is happening."
"You kinda get used to that when you're around me."