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   Quid Pro Quo by failedpaperairplane

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   07 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust/Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox’s Father (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox’s Mother (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor's Mother (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor's Father (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Mimzy (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Human Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Human Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor Has Daddy Issues (Hazbin Hotel)
   • radiostatic
   • Alastor is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor is in Hell for a Reason (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox is in Denial (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox is a white man from the 1900’s there’s not much I can do about it
   • Vox Has Internalized Homophobia
   • So does Alastor
   • Both of them had awful fathers
   • aren’t they so cute
   • Unfortunately it’s the 1940s
   • Period-Typical Racism
   • Period-Typical Homophobia
   • Murdermedia - Freeform
   • Demisexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Cannibalism
   • Murder
   • Fist Fights
   • Slow Burn
   • wouldn’t be a good ol’ radiostatic fanfic without it
   • Mutual Manipulation
   • Human Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Human Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Human Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Guys I’m not a doctor please don’t think too hard about any of the medical-incident driven plotpoints

   Summary

   “Holy hell, he’s so handsome.”

   “Holy hell, he’s so white.”

   —

   Alastor and Vincent are forced to share the spotlight together on a radio show for an hour twice a week.

   Two attention-seeking, narcissistic, strapped-for-money, and murderous egomaniacs sharing the stage— and, wild surprise, both hate it.

   They both know how to fix their issue.

   Neither knows the other has the same idea.

   —

   (Not abandoned I just need to finish up with AP exams then I will be back to writing!)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   29,274

   Chapters:

   5/?

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   09 Feb 2026