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    Max is generally a little stubborn, but every now again he’s capable of admitting when he’s made a mistake.

    Like now.

    He’s in his kitchen, stirring a cup of bland tea that he won’t drink, when he realises how pointless this all is. It’s been two days since Spain but he misses George like a lost limb and he suspects George may miss him too.

    There’s no need to deprive themselves of something so good just because they’ve indulged in the softer side of things a little too much. After all, everything is good in moderation.

    Or: Max and George start hooking up in Qatar. When the hate-sex turns to something softer Max isn’t quite sure how to feel about it.

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    24 Oct 2025

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    caution: READ AT HOME YOU !!WILL!! CRY

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    “Max seduced you?” Alex laughs incredulously. “Somehow I struggle to believe that.”

    “Well he did. And now I think I’m kind of falling for him and I hate it. Help me.” George groans, lying back and sprawling out his limbs. It’s a little childish but he’s allowed to be dramatic about this- he’s falling in love with his rival.

    “Okay, okay,” Alex soothes, probably sensing that George is about to go from playful theatrics to actual hysteria. “Well, do you think he might be developing feelings for you too?”

    He thinks of staring at the outline of Max’s face as he said, ‘You could come find me. I’d look after you;’ he thinks of waking up in Max’s bed for the first time with the covers draped over his clean body; he thinks of Max’s firm, warm hand on his torso and ‘let me see you.’

    And he nearly says yes.

    Or. Max and George start hooking up in Qatar 2024. It's hate sex until it's not.

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    24 Oct 2025

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    PEAK OH MU GOD

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    “You’ll be fine,” George says, happy to hear Kimi laughing again. “You two will be just like me and Max by the time you get to my age.” 

    They’re at a red light so he gets to watch in real time as Kimi’s face falls. His eyebrows pull together as his eyes fill with tears and then, much to George's horror, he starts crying. 

    “What’s wrong?” He asks, concerned. He thought the threat of tears was over.

    “I don’t want me and Ollie to end up like you two,” he cries, bringing both hands up to cover his face.  

    This is all Max’s fault.  

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    24 Oct 2025

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    op I hope you know this is on my favourite russtappen bearnelli fic list bc how did you combine two of my favs so well

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    Oliver Bearman has a tattoo on his wrist that says “AA.” Soulmate identifier. Could be initials, could be a location, could be a cursed acronym for “Absolutely Alcoholics” — who knows? Not Ollie. Definitely not Ollie. He’s been on a whole chaotic quest, dragging his best friend Kimi Antonelli along for the ride. Problem is, Ollie’s dumb. Like, monumentally dumb. Because if he had two brain cells to rub together, he might’ve realised “AA” doesn’t stand for anything except the boy who's been calling him pretty and colour-coded since day one.

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    21 Oct 2025

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    Oh my god there are TEARS flowing down my face my stomach hurts from laughing so hard this is genuinely so good I can't

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    The girls on the team are delighted to discover that a local Gotham celebrity is featured in the newest edition of Playgirl with a very steamy spread. Dick Grayson is a hunk! Without the knowledge that Dick Grayson is really Nightwing, the girls eagerly show off their find to the rest of the team.

    Wally West, however, DOES know Dick Grayson's secret identity... And he struggles to maintain his sanity when he finds out what Dick’s been up to in his free time. He was doing SO WELL at hiding his crush from his best friend, and then the gorgeous man had to go and be a damn troll.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    This changed my life btw