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It’s been a long day, the first of many on this trip. As the top regulatory representative from the Department of Magico-Muggle Facilities, Hermione travels from site to site to site, inspecting muggle buildings under consideration for conversion into magical spaces.
Enter the man with a fist in her hair, angling her mouth to fit his own as he backs her into the elevator.
Sirius Black is a surprisingly accomplished man for an ex-convict.
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The Broom-Averse Guide to Magical Methods of Transportation by malpal132
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 May 2024
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“I hate the Floo,” he says. It just comes out of him, like the time he’d jinxed himself to vomit slugs. “It gives me migraines for days afterward. S’why I asked Nott for a Portkey.”
Pansy laughs ruefully, pulling her fisherman’s beanie on a little tighter. Her feet stay planted where they are. “I have my reasons, too,” she says.
He holds out his hand in a flourish, motioning for her to list them.
“It’s none of your—” She stops. “Look,” she says, her gaze at her feet before she meets his. “I’m not just being a cunt. Traveling with me is…complicated.”
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- Part 2 of Healer's Guide Universe
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01 Nov 2024
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On the Virtues of Inexhaustible Burning by PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2022
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In which Draco Malfoy wrestles geology and Hermione receives several gifts.
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23 Dec 2022
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For Sale by Owner: Rose Weasley-Granger's Virginity by Vukovich for LilithShade
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Mar 2022
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I'm a twenty-four year-old academic prodigy, but I'd trade my diplomas for a good, hard fuck. Since that's not a real thing I can do, I guess I'll pack up my dildo collection and go to the States for this doctoral program. If I can raise the money for tuition.Solution:
Virginity: the original NFT. Non-Fuckable Token.
Assuming someone will pay for it.Spoiler:
Someone does. Handsomely. And repeatedly. And then I stole his cat.--
“It was that good?” Albus is close to squealing with excitement.
I take a deep breath. “Promise you won’t tell?”
“Cross my heart.”
He settles in to wait for the story of how I, Rosalind Jean Weasley-Granger sold my virginity for a small kingdom.
I take a deep breath and prepare to weave a filthy tale.
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27 Mar 2022
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Stormy skies might tear across the country fields and against the sides of the house, but all is warm and cozy inside.
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- Part 2 of In the Country
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08 Feb 2022
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Commonalities of the Coldest Kind by ChaosAndCrumpets
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jun 2021
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When Draco Malfoy is infected with a terrible Muggle plague*, the only person brave enough to risk death to care for him is his colleague Hermione Granger.
*DISCLAIMER: Draco has a cold.
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29 Nov 2021