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    Ilya has finally made it home from Tampa, and Shane surprised him in the best way possible. Ilya is giddy with happiness, and so is Shane. But it's still difficult to process everything that happened, and a lot of emotions still need to be let out.

    *post heated rivalry and mid long game*

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    24 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Ilya has loved life since marrying Shane Hollander. Has had two adopted kids with him (he swears Shane gave birth to them). It's everything he ever dreamed of. Oh, and also he's also about to die in a plane crash again. Only this time Shane's with him.

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    24 Sep 2026

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    “You are not taking Uber alone to have four teeth pulled while you are terrified.”
    “I’m not terrified.”
    “You called me at six in morning.”
    “Okay, maybe a little.”
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    Luca calls his captain at six in the morning intending to cancel his wisdom-teeth appointment. Instead, Ilya and Shane pick him up, take him to the dentist, and somehow spend the rest of the day accidentally becoming his parents.

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    23 Sep 2026

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    ‘David, is Ilya. Have suddenly got upset stomach. Sorry.’
    Too cliched.
    ‘David, have broken both legs. Do not send ambulance. Will walk it off. Regards, Ilya.’
    Too melodramatic.
    ‘David, do not want to go. This is Ilya.’
    Too cruel.
    ‘David, I cannot embarrass you. You mean too much to me. Love, Ilya.’
    Too true.
    Fifth time’s a charm and Ilya sent ‘On my way!’ instead. David’s reply was immediate, ‘We’re gonna make a night of it, bud!’

    Or: Ilya is David's plus one for a function and is utterly unprepared for how David has been talking about him at work.

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    21 Sep 2026

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    “Uh,” he says, looking up from his screen and feeling his ears go hot, realizing for the first time that this habit of his hasn’t actually come up before until this exact moment.

    “What?” Rozanov asks, sounding more amused than anything else. “You are one of the people who does Instagram for food now?”

    “No,” Shane says, stalling between answering and finishing his Snap so he can send it to Melissa, “one sec.” He finishes typing out 'Tuna melt. Chips. Pickles. It smells really good. Swiss cheese, I think.' before he looks back to Rozanov, putting his phone facedown on the coffee table. “Just sending it to someone on the staff. She likes knowing what I’m eating.”

    He doesn’t know if Melissa likes knowing what he’s eating, per se, but she also seems pleased when he talks about enjoying food for things beyond how many grams of protein it has in it.

    “Ah,” Rozanov says, in a tone Shane can’t quite read. “You always send her your food then, this girl?”

    (shane has a habit of sending his team's dietitian his meals for approval) (the problem with this habit? he forgets to tell ilya exactly what it is that melissa does) (how the tuna meltdown is AVERTED through the power of miscommunication)

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    21 Sep 2026