Something_chronic_Bit_demonic



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    Hayden just wanted to surprise Shane with a guy’s night in. Shane had been flat lately, and he and JJ thought it would be nice to distract him with friendship.
    How they ended up stuck in a fucking closet watching Shane get dicked down harder than anyone in the history of the world has ever been dicked down, Hayden would never quite understand.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Shane calls a phone sex hotline and gets Ilya crooning unspeakable filth in his ear. It kind of devolves from there.

    aka Ilya is a college student in Boston working on the side as a phone sex operator, Shane is still a hockey player. They have toe-curling, back-cracking dirty phone sex and end up catching feelings along the way.

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    Five times Ilya lied (but not really) to his teammates about Shane, and one time he didn’t have to.

    Inspired by two Cliff Marlow lines: In the airport, when their game with Montreal gets cancelled and he tells Ilya, “Whoever she is, she’s gonna get over it,” and the scene in the locker room when he says, “Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother—you’re straight up blushing, Roz.”

    Or, the Boston Bears’ perspective of Ilya and Shane’s “secret” relationship over the years

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    Shane almost misses the little beep signaling his door being unlocked and then the commotion enters his room in a buzz of voices and bodies. It stops abruptly, too many eyes staring at him as he stares back.
    Shane sighs and takes off his glasses, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Ilya. I think we need to talk.”
    “No Ilya here. I hear he’s very good husband…very handsome.”
    The commotion returns in full force. Shane catches a few snippets, nice glasses, Roz said, movie night, team bonding, and decides he gets the general gist of things.

    Or: 5 times Shane and Ilya break the no-sex-on-the-road-rule and 1 time they don’t.

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    28 Feb 2026