Soobiebear
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- The Grand Tour (TV) RPF (13)
- Top Gear (UK) RPF (13)
- Megadeth (11)
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From the The Something You Wouldn't Write Challenge in the CHM community over on Dreamwidth. Tentacle porn. Because if you want to joke about it I'll make it happen.
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Originally posted over at RockFic.
Based off photos from Joe Berlinger's film of the Ted Bundy movie, Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil. Silver fox alert! Lars and James role play after James' movie roll.
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Written for CMH Dreamwidth's challenge Random Words 2021: 28: Moral - Bar - Urgency
James and Richard in a pub toilet is always a win. Down and dirty pwp.
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Written for the CHM Dreamwidth: Random Words 2022 (Garage - Reason - Fraction), PG-15
Hammond's budget comes to bite him.
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I'm trying to do it. A new fic every day around the given prompts. Might be shit, might be good, but getting words on a page and back into the habit of writing is what it's all about. I'm warning in advance for now, there will be death and misery and male/male sex and probably every tag you can stick on a fic.
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Rock stars trying to entertain themselves during a winter storm.
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10 Jul 2026
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When Harry defeats Voldemort, all those marked by Voldemort lose their magic. Snape decamps to the United States, where he becomes a fry cook in a diner. Five years after Voldemort's defeat, Harry comes to him for advice. AU, obviously, as Snape was still alive when I wrote this story.
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22 Apr 2026
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Code Red by BloodySarcastic
Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF, James May's Planet Gin
06 Apr 2026
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James proposes an unconventional solution to Lucy's menstrual woes.
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07 Apr 2026
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After Sirius falls through the veil, Harry realizes he has a choice: die as the Chosen One or live as himself. He chooses himself.
Armed with self-taught Apparition and a photograph torn from a muggle magazine, Harry disappears to Egypt. He trades his wand for anonymity, his galleons for a flat in Cairo, and his destiny for the simple freedom of surviving one more day.
When Dumbledore sends Snape to drag him back, Harry refuses. And slowly, against all odds, he convinces Snape that they both deserve to live too.
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14 Nov 2025
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Actions always have consequences. She’s got away unscathed for too long. And now, she has to pay for it. Dearly.
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- Part 6 of Dead End Friends
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14 Feb 2025