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  1. Rec 5

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    Herb and Binkie weren’t surprised when the property next to them sold, it was a good house perfect for a new family. They’re quite excited to meet their new eccentric neighbors!

    Or: When the Danger family moved in the next door, from the perspective of the Muddlefoots.

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    24 Mar 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Launchpad makes breakfast for everyone every morning. Coffee's breakfast.

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    24 Mar 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark *

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    // This can’t possibly go worse than the last time I kept a diary. //

    After the war, Harry picks up a journal to write in… and it writes back. Luckily, it’s not a Horcrux on the other end this time.

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    2020.04.19 - Listen as a podfic by Sandstripe!

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    • 2021.11.10 - Read in Bahasa Indonesia by holyverde
    • 2023.06.16 - Read in tiếng Việt by picpicpico!
    • 2024.02.16 - Read in 한글 by 현 (hyun)!
    • Links to read this in Русский (theladywiththecamellias), 中文 普通话 國語 (Bluebubbling), Türkçe (pelin), and Polski (globesmacked (yvieteal)) are in the notes due to AO3's character limits for this summary :) Thank you so much to each and every translator for your hard work! There are no words for how touched and excited I am that people like this story enough to want to translate it.
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    18 Feb 2026

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  4. Rec 70

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    “Y-you know, I always hate leaving.” Herman admitted, his face nothing but embarrassed. “It suck-sucks.”

    For a moment Robert wanted to tell him he didn’t have to go. He could stay as long as he wanted. Hell, he never had to leave at all.

    “You’re always welcome here, you know. You don’t gotta have a reason.”

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    Or Robert being forced into introspection while pursuing the world's wettest noddle man.

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    01 Feb 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    “That’s way more grunge than I was expecting? Is that the right thing to call it?” Robert asked, peaking over at his phone incredulously. “Why the fuck is Airplane so different?”

    Herman snorted, both his own water and the drink he’d been nursing though the night sending him into a coughing fit. He pounded his chest with a closed fist.

    “That’s- pfftt, that’s definitely not the name of that s-song.”

    “I don’t know the names of songs man.”
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    Herman and Robert bond over music at a party.

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