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For generations, the Uzumaki and Uchiha have lived by a single, blood-soaked mandate: to meet a rival is to kill them. Bound by a centuries-old feud, Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha have spent years turning the Valley of Whispers into their personal demolition derby to honor their clans' hatred—until they accidentally nuke the wrong garden.
Fed up with their destructive testosterone, the resident witch, Sakura, finally snaps. When their crossfire obliterates her 1,000-year-old sacred fruit, she weaves a soul-binding curse that renders the rivals physically incapable of harming one another. The only way to break the spell and return to their "righteous" war? A single, undeniable act of intimacy.
Now, the legendary warriors are locked in a new, much more frustrating conflict: The War of the Top. As lethal jutsu are replaced by "tactical" candlelit dinners, they discover that psychological warfare—and a very real spark—might be more dangerous than the clans they're supposed to be fighting for.
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04 Apr 2026
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The Heart in The Well by AlexAlexini, Aristocratic_Otter
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
23 Jun 2024
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Simon Snow should have known better than to chase after the Hobgoblin Horde. Now he's trapped at the bottom of a well with no food or water, and a vampire who's only going to get thirstier as time passes.
Baz Pitch doesn't know why the Hobgoblins abducted him from the Wavering wood. He just knows that Snow was stupid enough to get caught too, and now they're trapped together, and Baz hasn't had blood in three days...
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22 Feb 2024
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“...Naruto, Pluto hasn’t been a planet for 15 years.”
“Hey! Viva la Pluto, fuck you! Tell him, chat!” Naruto blows a raspberry into the mic that cuts off after the first half-second anyways, which Sasuke’s ears appreciate very much.
“That is an abomination of English,” Sasuke counters dourly, headshotting a few enemy Fanatics. “It should be el Pluto. Pluto is a masculine noun. Also, do the raid mechanics.”
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Sasuke Uchiha (somehow) makes a career out of streaming games online and crosses (virtual) paths with Naruto Uzumaki, who happens to do the same thing. They fall in love over late night voice calls and nerd humor.
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27 May 2023