SpeckledGoose



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    It starts like the punchline of a really bad joke.

    A Mechanical Engineering major and a Chem student walk into a McDonald’s.

    Pretty decent set-up, right? Has all the makings of the kind of gut-splitter your druncle climbs onto the band’s stage and tells halfway through your sister’s wedding reception, effectively offending your great-grandparents so bad that they up and leave.

    In this case—and what an unfortunate case it is—the humor starts and ends in the set-up.

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    Peter has been out on patrol, helping people during a blizzard. Maybe he stayed out longer than he should have. If only his husband wasn’t off on some planet saving mission far away…

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    "Hey Pete!" Johnny says, walking briskly to him, doing a face with huge eyes that make Peter frown. He'd planned to go to the kitchen to fetch a water bottle, but Johnny intercepts him. Peter's immediately turned around towards the exit. "Forgot the time, huh? We're going to be late!"

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    the one where Johnny is in a hurry to leave on their date.

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    24 Nov 2025

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    After moving on opposite ends of the country from each other for college, Johnny and Peter find their paths once again crossing in NYC. Peter is still a mess, but Johnny is the owner of a new and popular resturant.

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    Peter Parker is an average guy when he meets, and begins dating, Johnny Storm, of the darling Fantastic Four. With Johnny up in the sky and Peter down on the ground, Peter begins to question if he can ever fit into Johnny's super-powered life. Everything changes, however, when Peter is bitten by a certain radioactive spider and becomes Spider-Man. This should solve all of Peter's problems, right? The only issue: Johnny hates Spider-Man. Misunderstandings and hilarity ensue.

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