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JohnKat: Please Tell Me That's Not Real. by SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Aug 2013
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Request: John, Karkat, and the line "Please tell me that's not real."
In retrospect, you should have known better than to listen to Dave Fucking Strider for advice on what humans do for anniversaries.
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Request: Eridan, Feferi, Saving the world, with the line "If we die, we die together".
If the world was goin’ to end because of some real reason, some kind of vast event, something cosmic and huge, you figure you’d have a pretty good chance of survivin’.
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You know you can only take care of your moirail for so long, protect him from so much, but that doesn't mean it doesn't scare you when you watch him stand under the eyes of the whole world.
In an exclusive interview with THE NIGHTLY HUNTER, the moirail of the red-blood commonly called THE SECOND SUFFERER discusses his quadrants, his scandalous past, and his relationship with his Imperial Humility! EXCLUSIVE LEAKS!
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- Part 4 of Heavy In Your Arms
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A Heavy Crown by SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat) for A_Plethora_Of_Peters
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Aug 2013
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You ain't accustomed to taking hard looks at yourself, or thinking over what you see there, but there are eyes on you now, from your palemate and your flushed sweetheart and from all the stars in Alternia's sky. Maybe it's time to start looking.
In the aftermath of his crawl out of the gutter, a tired purple-blood shakes free of his drugs and his handlers and goes looking for something new. And in the process, finds some things are bigger and more important than he ever thought; his moirail, his new maybe-something-more friend, the Alternian Empire, and even himself. [Sequel]
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- Part 2 of Heavy In Your Arms
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You haven't ever felt bad to pail a brother or sister before, but for some reason you look down on his strange, angry, nubby-horned little face and it hurts inside you. Hurts like a motherfucker.
In a universe where the hemospectrum is long-abolished but never forgotten and the descendants of ancient rebels are looked to as the leaders, a tired purple-blood drowning in his drugs find a lonely mutant on the run from his bloodline, in the wrong place, for all the wrong reasons.
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- Part 1 of Heavy In Your Arms
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Your name is Aradia Megido and you are n0t 0kay. And it's the best thing that's ever happened to you.
Side story to Poor Unfor-tuna-te Shoals, with spoilers for the final chapters and climax.Series
- Part 5 of Oceanbound
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You get all the way into your block before the doubts start niggling at the back of your mind, and they don't go away after you send him off to clean himself up. What if he doesn't understand how blatantly pale you're acting around him? What if he never learned about quadrants at all? What if you're taking advantage of his fucked-up brain? Why isn't he objecting when you're obviously a far-from-perfect pale prospect?
...why isn't the water running?
[Takes place in a cutscene of Chapter 4 of Poor Unfor-tuna-te Shoals]Series
- Part 4 of Oceanbound
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Two nights ago her matesprit was clever, quick, light on his feet, unparalleled on a ‘board, trading barbs with Ampora and snarking through Vantas’s speeches.
Now she's dressing him, like a wriggler.
Mitula, just post-incident. For a drabble prompt on Tumblr. -
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Your name is Gamzee (YOUR NAME IS GAMZEE MAKARA) and you have been sane and mad and both at the same time. (AND YOU HAVE BEEN WILD WITH MIRTHFUL MADNESS) And you have lived in the palace of your royal ancestors and you have lived on an island empty except for birds and ghosts, and the trolls from under the ocean with tails like fish. And you have been alone.
And now you are not.
Your name is Gamzee and you are pretty chill with life.
[Follows Poor Unfor-tuna-te Shoals, will not make much sense without]
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- Part 3 of Oceanbound
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There are some manic moods that Sollux gets in that even his best friends can't shake him out of. But his friends have never learned how to deal with him quite like his matesprit has, and there are some tactics that can pull even Sollux Captor out of his Technoapiary research.
It's all a matter of...persuasion.Series
- Part 6 of Oceanbound
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Poor, Unfor-tuna-te Shoals by SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat) for earthinmywindow
Fandoms: Homestuck, Little Mermaid - All Media Types
24 Mar 2013
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Presenting a story based loosely around the human fairy tale "The Little Mermaid", featuring a yellow-blooded councilor of the Democratic Council of Lowbloods and the princess of the mythological seadwelling aristocracy and illustrated by the author.
Includes four scenes showing activities of a flushed nature, two flushed kisses, a profusion of explicit pale interaction which may be inappropriate for younger audiences, misuse of psychic abilities, one instance bordering on black flirtation, a conflicted relationship involving one-sided red feelings and one-sided pale feelings, five explosions, three heroic sacrifices, the death of a major character, a scene of spiritual possession, a red-blooded mutant showing extreme sass in the face of his genetic betters, a violent execution in flashback, and an epilogue.
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- Part 1 of Oceanbound