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• Jack Black x .... Alexander Hamilton??? by Spoonfucker

  Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, Gravity Falls, Undertale (Video Game)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
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  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  02 Sep 2025

  Tags

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  • Jack Black/Alexander Hamilton
  • Bill Cipher/Sans (Undertale)
  • Jack Black (Actor)
  • Alexander Hamilton
  • Bill Cipher
  • Sans (Undertale)
  • Why Did I Write This?
  • a lot of random characters mentioned as Hamiltons exes...
  • yeah somehow Eliza isnt on the list
  • fluff?
  • well... Jack and Alex also get a lil spicy...
  • more tags to come when i actually continue this lmao
  • Watersports
  • ....kinda?
  • No Smut
  • i think
  • its more suggestive than smut bcs nothing happens BUT jack does give hamilton a bath
  • and theyre also just freaky
  • like.... rlly freaky..
  • OKAY NOT REALLY WATERSPORTS BUT HAMILTON PISSES HIMSELF AND JACK BLACK FINDS IT HOT
  • that doesnt help at all actually
  • YES GUYS ALEXANDER CALLS JACK BLACK DADDY JUST ONCE
  • im not into that shit but i knew it would fit this fanfic
  • No judging if u do like it tho bcs.. well i did write it
  • Uhrm actually interesting things happen in the second chapter

  Summary

  The young genius, more than not known as THE Alexander Hamilton, was soooo boreddd out of his mind!!!
  He couldn't think of anything actually productive to do with his precious time! (instead of constantly checking his iphone 16 pro max).
  Luckily, a loud sound can be heard from the front door, now THAT will surely get rid of his boredom..heh…

   

  AKA i wrote some weird 1 page fanfic on my notes app abt jack black and alexander hamilton w a friend and then forgot about it for some months... found it a few days ago and people told me not only to continue it but to also POST IT. so here i am. KEEP IN MIND I HAVE NEVER EVER WRITTEN FANFICTION BEFORE SO THIS ISNT GOOD AT ALL ITS SUPPOSED TO BE BAD.

  basically, Jack Black and Alexander Hamilton go on a very romantic date only to be met with... Alexanders ex?? on a date?!
  and more weird shit will probably happen! enjoy???

  (THIS IS SO BAD IM SO ASHAMED OF MYSELF)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  406

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

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  Kudos:

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